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‘Outlander’ Season 3, Episode 12 Recap: Jamie and Claire’s Old Friends and Frenemies Make a Surprising Return in Jamaica


This article centers on Season 3, Episode 12 of Outlander, “The Bakra.” If you’re not yet caught up with the show, be warned: Spoilers abound.

I am simply going to tell you, up front, that this week’s episode of Outlander is even more absurd than last week’s, which is saying something. A lot of the Frasers’ old friends and frenemies just happen to be lurking about in Jamaica and it borders on hilarity because it’s not like air travel was a thing back in ye olden days.

Young Ian resurfaces and is being kept alive by the Portuguese pirates because someone called “The Bakra” likes young boys. When the Bruja gets to Jamaica, Young Ian is thrown into a cave cell where he meets a couple other young men being held. There is some ominous talk about how the boys thrown in the cell keep being taken away, though to where, no one knows. Before long, Ian is taken to a lovely estate, a colonial fever dream, where a woman is bathing in goat’s blood because, “the protein and iron keep my skin young.” She is The Bakra but we know her as Geillis Duncan. Yes. You just read that correctly. The same Geillis Duncan who was burned as a witch in Season 1—but not before Claire discovered she was also a time traveler. (And the same Geillis Duncan that we last saw passing through the stones in 1968 in Season 2.) As Young Ian watches, kind of dumbfounded, Geillis rinses the goat’s blood off, posing seductively, then dons a robe like this is all fine, nothing to see here. A manservant brings in some treats and tea, which after a brief pause, Young Ian takes to eagerly. He is a growing boy, after all.

Long story short, Geillis is looking for three sapphires, of which she has two. She asks Ian about what happened on Selkie Island while he was going for her treasure. Before long, he is spilling his guts. Turns out, there was some kind of truth serum in the tea and Geillis learns that Young Ian’s uncle might have taken the sapphire. She marvels at what a small world it is when she learns the identity of Ian’s uncle. Geillis also waxes poetically about how sex with virgins keeps her young, as it does for all of us. Ian defiantly shares that he isn’t a virgin. There was that one time, in his uncle’s print shop, and Geillis is fine with that because, she says, he’ll know what to do. (As if.) She reclines in bed and Ian crawls toward her, but they mercifully don’t show the sex scene. Young Ian is very young, after all.

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The Frasers arrive in Jamaica and immediately start searching for young Ian. As they are strolling through the streets, they see that slavery is alive in well in 18th-century Jamaica. Claire is appalled and rightfully so, but it highlights one of the realities of the Outlander premise. The show only works because Claire is white. A black woman would never want to return to the 18th century, no matter how dashing and handsome Jamie Fraser might be. It’s interesting that it takes until the third season for the show to try and grapple with this but I suppose it’s hard to be an adventure romance and politically engaged with historical realities.

At the slave market, a young black man being sold by slavers captures Claire’s attention. She causes a scene and demands that Jamie do something to help the young man. Jamie ends up buying the young man. That’s right. The Frasers become slave owners, but the good kind so it’s fine I guess. Apparently, it is easy to buy a slave but far more difficult to set one free. They’ll set the poor guy free, “when it means he truly can be,” Jamie says after detailing, for Claire, the difficulties of just giving a man his freedom. The Frasers then ask the young man, Temeraire, for his help. While they are mingling at the governor’s ball—to which they have been conveniently invited—he will go to the slave quarters and ask if anyone has seen young Ian. He agrees to do so because, well, he is a slave! He has to! The show is just trying to make his slavery seem more palatable to our modern sensibilities.

Everything on Outlander always comes full circle in one way or another. Remember Margaret and Archiband Campbell, whom we last saw in Episode 7? They’re also hanging out in Jamaica, at Geillis’s invitation. Their presence is all part of an elaborate but nonsensical plot where Geillis is determined to find the third sapphire from her box of treasure because, apparently, if a seer holds all three sapphires, that seer will be able to predict when a Scotsman will finally sit on the throne. (Geillis is as dedicated to her people as ever.)

When the Frasers arrive at the ball, Archibald Campbell is the very first person Claire sees and she greets him, somewhat stunned, as anyone would be. What are the chances that this random guy you met in Edinburgh would also be at the same party you’re attending in Jamaica, in the 18th century? There is no way this could ever possibly happen, so of course it happens. Willoughby, Fergus, and Marsali are also at the ball and Willoughby is quite the hit with the local white women who have never seen a Chinese man before. Then Margaret Campbell catches Willoughby’s eye. Later, they have a quiet moment on the grounds, away from it all, where Willoughby tells Margaret she deserves better than how her brother treats her and whispers sweet nothings to her. A love connection is made!

While Jamie is mingling, looking very dashing in his colonial garb, he sees a ghost from his past. You will never guess who the governor of Jamaica is. NEVER!

It’s Lord John Grey.

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I guffawed audibly at this point, and then gave in and was simply delighted. Once Jamie gets over his surprise, he introduces Claire to John and John is equally stunned—both to see Jamie, and also and to learn Claire is alive. With Claire alive, John has less than no shot at his OTP. Claire quickly realizes John has feelings for Jamie and gets real territorial about her man. And of course, Geillis is skulking about the party twirling her invisible lady villain moustache, just in case you craved a bit more wild coincidence.

John Grey pulls Jamie and Claire into his study where they catch up on Jamie’s son, Willy, who is doing well. (Of course he’s doing well. He’s a rich white man with a title and a fortune to his name.) They chit and chat, then Jamie realizes John is still wearing the sapphire he gave him after escaping from prison that one time. It’s a tender little moment between the not quite lovers. Poor John Grey. He reminds Claire of how they met, when they have a chance to talk alone, and she makes a point of commenting on the sapphire. “Jamie gave that to you?” she asks, and pointedly makes it clear she has come back to Jamie, which is to say, that she is giving serious, “back the hell off, Lord John Grey” vibes. I really wished they had scored this scene with Monica and Brandy’s classic hit, “The Boy is Mine.” What a missed opportunity.

Before they can continue their tense conversation, Claire spies Geillis Duncan and the two women two catch up on what happened since Geillis was, you know, supposedly to be burned at the stake. She was kept alive until she had her baby, apparently, and then Dougal helped her escape. Geillis married a plantation owner and is now Mistress Abernathy of Rose Hall. I will give the show this: everything is absurd, but there is always an explanation that makes you think, “Well it could have happened that way!” Also, time travelers always land on their feet.

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Geillis offers to help Claire find young Ian even though she knows exactly where young Ian is. “What are friends for?” she says, because Geillis always has a little venom on her tongue. That’s what makes her interesting.

The frenemies head inside to find Jamie, who is having a tender little moment with John Grey, and Geillis spies her sapphire. She is quick on her feet and orders Archibald and Margaret to start telling fortunes to the party guests. Then she ropes a reluctant John Grey into her shenanigans, has him hand Margaret the sapphire…you see where this is going. Like I said, everything in this episode is so absurd that it becomes absolutely numbing. It is far less fun to watch a show like this when everything is overly convenient. A character needs something? Somehow, that something falls into their lap. Sure, there’s struggle, but always over the things we wish were easy—like Jamie and Claire being together.

Margaret doesn’t want to read Grey’s fortune, but she is forced to nonetheless. She mutters some things and finishes, “When the issue is cut down, then will a Scotsman wear a crown.” John Grey laughs it off and the ball continues. Geillis pulls Archibald outside and demands that he explain Margaret’s words. He tries his best, but it’s clear they have not yet made sense of Margaret’s meaning. Geillis is undeterred, though, which doesn’t bode well for young Ian, or anyone in her path.

The young newlyweds, Fergus and Marsali, are being sweet and romantic to each other when they spy Captain Leonard riding up. They warn Jamie, and soon, the Frasers and their compatriots are fleeing. They rendezvous with Temeraire, who spoke with some escaped slaves from the Bruja (of course he did) and learned that young Ian is with Mistress Abernathy at Rose Hall. Temeraire, understandably, wants to be sure the Frasers are going to hold up their end of the bargain. Jamie assures him that once he can, he will set the young man free. Temeraire isn’t keen on waiting and tells Jamie that escaped slaves live in the mountains near Rose Hall, which is a plot convenience I am fine with because I really want this young man to be black and free as he should be. On their way to Rose Hall, they find a marked tree—the beginning of the Jamaican freedom train, if you will—and Temeraire is off, to hopefully live the rest of his life in peaceful freedom.

The Frasers decide to continue on to Rose Hall but Captain Leonard rides up and takes Jamie into custody. Jamie hands Claire the pictures of his children to hold for him. Claire, for her part, calls Leonard a bloody bastard. “I am the only reason any of you survived,” she says, which is of course true. Captain Leonard is thoroughly unmoved. Ambition trumps gratitude, obviously. As he’s taken away, Jamie implores Claire to find young Ian, and she is left, once again, to watch her husband being unfairly arrested. This is like the tenth time, though, so she should be used to it at this point. Lord knows I am. We all are!

Roxane Gay is the author of Bad Feminist, Difficult Women, and most recently, Hunger. She is also the author of World of Wakanda for Marvel and a contributing opinion writer for The New York Times.

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'The Big Bang Theory' Season 11 Episode 9 Recap: Sheldon and Amy's Wedding Plans Stall


Less than two months ago on The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon Cooper nearly had a breakdown trying to come up with the perfect wedding date to marry Amy Farrah Fowler. Apparently there are certain problems even physicists can’t solve, so the solution was to let his fiancé take over the wedding planning—specifically the location and date. Amy revealed that she had always wanted to be a June bride and get married “on a cliff overlooking the ocean at sunset.” And aside from a slight jab at the end of the episode, Sheldon agreed to it all.

Funny how things change….because in tonight’s episode—titled “The Bitcoin Entanglement”—Amy tells Penny that Sheldon no longer wants to get married outside, by the beach, or near a cliff. Why? Because regardless of the fact that it’s her dream scenario, he doesn’t like cliffs, doesn’t like the beach, and doesn’t like the outside. If we’re being completely honest, then I’ll admit this: I don’t like him.

The conversation between Penny and Amy—with Sheldon present—lasts no more than 30 seconds, and the rest of the episode revolves around the hot new TV topic, bitcoin. (Seriously, even Grey’s Anatomy did an entire episode about it a few weeks ago.) There’s no other mention of Sheldon and Amy’s wedding throughout this episode, which raises my TV antenna: Why even bring up the wedding if it serves no purpose to the story? That’s just TV storytelling 101: No one mentions anything for the hell of it. With 22 minutes in a sitcom, every word—and exchange—counts.

And that’s where my theory comes in: What if Amy and Sheldon are closer to getting married than we think?

Now, I think Sheldon needs his head examined before he walks down the aisle. Perhaps Amy does too. After all, she’s put up with his insane behavior all season long without raising an eyebrow. But that’s a topic for a different time. For right now, though, the issue is that wedding planning is not doing this couple any favors. Have they reached their breaking point?

Let’s look at the clues. In next week’s Big Bang Theory episode—called “The Confidence Erosion”—the summary states that Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate stress from wedding planning by applying math. I don’t know, looks to me here like they just got tickets to The Last Jedi…

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But then comes the trusty dry erase board to try and solve all their wedding problems. Yeah, because that always does the trick.

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Maybe all of this is too much for Shamy, and they realize dry erase boards are never the answer. At this point the only solution is to dress in their Sunday best and head to the city clerk’s office. And why does one go to the clerk’s office? Well, it’s not to buy lottery tickets. A marriage license, perhaps?

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Also, Amy’s hair has never been shinier. That’s like five clues rolled into one.

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Notice how serious Sheldon is here? Either he realizes they need pre-marriage counseling, or he’s about to go through with one of the biggest moments of his life.

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Here’s the bottom line: While I actually don’t think Shamy will tie the knot at the city clerk’s office, I do think that we’re going to see a wedding happen sooner than expected. As we approach the second anniversary of the iconic coitus episode, viewers know that big things happen to these two in the month of December. We can only guess what’s next…



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'Riverdale' Season 2 Episode 7 Recap: A Theory About the Black Hood Is Debunked


Tonight’s Riverdale episode debunked a major theory about the Black Hood. Which one, you ask? Read on to find out (spoilers ahead):

Welp, it looks like the Black Hood isn’t done lurking around Riverdale just yet: He/she writes another letter to the town, saying the next 24 hours will be a “test.” If the Riverdale citizens stop “sinning,” he/she will stop killing. If they don’t, the blood bath continues. This is all getting out of hand! Betty brings up the very valid point about how it’s confusing the Black Hood managed to break into the jail and shoot the Sugar Man. Who in town has that kind of access?! Cough, Sheriff Keller, cough. (P.S.: If you read that last sentence and had no context of Riverdale, you’d think I was talking about Candy Land or some shit.)

Penny Peabody, that sketchy lawyer who F.P. told Jughead to stay away from, pops back up and asks Jughead for a favor. F.P. was jumped by Ghoulies in prison, allegedly, and in order to help him Penny needs Jughead to pick up a crate on the South Side and deliver it to some place called Greendale. She’s definitely lying, but her bangs look amazing so I don’t care. BTW: Drugs are in the crate Jughead’s about to be traipsing all over town. Drugs! Is it Jingle Jangle? Riverdale’s official crop?

Jughead enlists Archie to help deliver these drugs to Greendale. Archie waxes poetic about how he fantasizes about moving to NYC with Jughead and living out their writing/music dreams. He wants to live in the East Village, which Jughead says doesn’t exist (???). It does, but LOL that they think they could afford living there on writer/musician salaries.

They get a flat tire en route to Greendale, of course, and Archie doesn’t have a spare. A strange man pulls up and offers Jughead—and only Jughead—a ride to Greendale. He leaves Archie alone. This will end badly, but are you surprised? Jughead makes the worst decisions always.

This strange, scary man starts saying the Black Hood is doing “God’s work” and then brings up someone called the “Riverdale Reaper.” Meanwhile, Archie finally gets a spare tire, which means this whole situation could’ve been avoided had Jughead just waited 45 extra minutes.

And it’s definitely a situation: Creepy Stranger Man has a gross, dead deer under a tarp in his car. Jughead’s spooked. Apparently, the Riverdale Reaper murdered an entire family back in the day. No one knows what happened to him, so it’s possible the Riverdale Reaper is actually the Black Hood. (Well, that’s what this crazy show is implying, at least.) Creepy Stranger Man then goes rogue, saying he’s leaving Jughead behind and taking the crate with him. He calls Jughead a “sinner,” but thank God Archie shows up and takes Jughead/the crate away before things get crazy. Archie’s so doofy, but I’d swoon if he saved me from any situation.

They deliver the crate and are greeted by a scary woman who says Jughead will be making more deliveries to her. This is the only storyline that’s unfolded so far in the episode, and I’m pissed.

And I was right: Penny Peabody lied. F.P. isn’t injured, and she secretly filmed Jughead delivering those drugs to Greendale, which means she has leverage over him. She’s now ordering him to keep funneling drugs to Greendale…or she’ll turn this video into the police. She has a bone to pick with the Jones family because “F.P. made a promise that he didn’t keep.” Why TF is this show turning into The Godfather?

But thank God, we’ve moved onto another storyline about Josie, the low-key best character on this show. Josie’s mom, Mayor McCoy, is stressed to the max about the Black Hood—which has Josie stressed. On top of that, Josie’s going behind the Pussycats’ backs and writing songs without them.

She has a reason, though: Cheryl apparently slipped a demo of the Pussycats singing to a record producer, and he wants Josie (and only Josie) to have time in his studio. Why Cheryl has such a vested interest in Josie all of a sudden is…suspect, to say the least. But honestly let’s keep the focus on these two characters for the rest of the episode.

Chuck Clayton, that gross dude who Dark Betty took down last season, reemerges and asks Josie on a date, and she iconically refutes him. Cheryl tells Josie she wants to help her career blossom (eh?!) as a thank-you for saving her from Nick St. Clair. However, something tells me there’s more to this story…like a romance?

The Pussycats find out about Josie’s solo songwriting sessions, flip out, and quit the band. Someone left a note in their lockers spilling the tea, and it’s probably the same someone who left a note in Josie’s locker saying they were “watching her.” Shook, Josie (literally) bumps into Gross Chuck and asks for a ride home. He says he’s “trying” to be better, which makes me want to groan. They then go dancing at Pop’s (???), but their fun is interrupted by Mayor McCoy, who’s been worried sick about Josie’s whereabouts. What the hell is this episode even about?

Mayor McCoy tells Josie someone’s been sending her death threats. The sheriff then asks Josie if she’s received any weird notes, and she (of course) says no. Why do teens on these shows always lie to the police?!

And it gets worse: Josie gets another message from the weirdo leaving her notes that says, “If I can’t have you, no one can.” This person also sends a portrait of her face and a pig’s heart. This sicko gave Josie a literal pig’s heart! Josie and Cheryl think Chuck is the one behind these letters, which means he probably isn’t. My money’s on the loner janitor they keep panning to randomly.

Wait…maybe it’s Cheryl leaving the notes: We end this chapter with a shot of Cheryl sketching a picture of herself and Josie together. Listen, if Riverdale‘s about to turn Cheryl into some deranged, queer stalker, then I’m done. Pop-culture needs to stop portraying LGBTQ+ characters as unbalanced.

Cut to the next storyline, which is about Betty and Veronica. Kevin’s complaining to them about his father, the sheriff, who he says is acting weird because of all this Black Hood nonsense. Betty thinks this means Sheriff Keller is the Black Hood (which, coincidentally, is a pretty big fan theory). Veronica thinks it means he’s having an affair. Obviously, they each go on wild goose chases to prove their points.

Veronica convinces Kevin to have a sleepover with her; meanwhile, Betty goes to Sheriff Keller’s office and straight-up asks how the Black Hood broke into the jail cell. He says the Black Hood got in through forced entry, which is probably true, but Betty obviously doesn’t believe him because she’s a Serious Detective.

Veronica suggested having a sleepover at Kevin’s house so she can look for evidence that his dad’s having an affair. Betty’s not there, but she asks Veronica to find proof he’s also the Black Hood. This is all so dumb.

Veronica’s investigation leads her down to the basement, where Sheriff Keller is shirtless, lifting weights, and looking like the damn salt-and-pepper snack I’ve been talking about for weeks! Like, holy hell, this dude is ripped. Why isn’t he shirtless at all times? Veronica and Sheriff Keller have a strange but vague chat that doesn’t prove if he’s having an affair or if he’s the Black Hood. It only proves that he’s a capital-H hottie.

So Betty takes matters into her own hands: She breaks into the Keller’s house—and into Sheriff Keller’s office—and finds what looks like a black hood in one of the drawers. But Sheriff Keller comes back before anything happens, and he calls Betty’s dad, Hal. Apparently, he has an alibi for all the Black Hood’s attacks, which proves he isn’t the perp.

This isn’t good enough for Betty, though, so she and Veronica tail Sheriff Keller’s car to a motel. That’s where they find him and—wait for it—Mayor McCoy making out. So Veronica’s right: He’s having an affair.

Then, the Black Hood calls Pop’s and delivers an ominous final message: Everyone failed, they’re all sinners, and the “reckoning” is imminent. I should be scared, but I’m still thinking about shirtless Sheriff Keller pumping iron in his basement. This show is perfect.



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'This Is Us' Season 2, Episode 10 Recap: Randall Makes a Surprising Decision


Tonight’s This Is Us episode was all about Randall, who is, hands down, the superior Pearson sibling. So, naturally, this episode was the best of the three centered around the trio. And by that, I mean it was gut-wrenching AF. Here’s what happened (spoilers ahead):

We open this episode with Randall being the Best Dad Ever. He cracks iPad jokes, helps Déjà with her school project, praises Beyoncé randomly—I’m ready to give Sterling K. Brown the Emmy right now. I don’t know which Emmy—just the Emmy.

But Déjà and Randall’s moment is interrupted by Déjà’s birth mother, Shauna, who shows up abruptly at the house and demands to see her daughter. She’s out of jail—the charges against her were dropped—and now she wants Déjà back. Of course, she can’t just walk out of Randall’s house with her daughter: She has to go through the social worker first. Oddly, though, it’s Déjà who has to tell her mother this, driving home the point that she’s actually the adult in their relationship. Oof.

Linda, Déjà’s social worker, tells Randall and Beth she’s recommending to the courts that Shauna receive custody. Understandably, they’re pissed, and they tell Linda they’ve hired a lawyer and will fight to keep Déjà in their house. It’s a tense argument, but Beth looks bomb as hell, which is all that matters.

Because everything’s connected on this damn show, Randall can’t help but have flashbacks to his relationship with William, who Rebecca purposefully kept out of his life for years. It’s clear he’s starting to have second thoughts about fighting so hard to keep Déjà from her birth mother. This is all so heavy-handed, but Sterling K. Brown can act his way out of a paper bag, so I’m here for it.

We then watch a flashback of William actually finding the Pearson’s house back in the day; he desperately wants to knock on the door and demand to be a part of Randall’s life, but he doesn’t. He tells Randall he didn’t think it was right to knock and blatantly go against Rebecca’s wishes. It’s honestly hilarious how cyclical this friggin’ family is. Like, in what world can you be like, “Wow, this exact situation happened to my father 25 years ago!” Ultimately, this causes Adult Randall to realize he and Beth can’t keep Déjà from Shauna. Surprise, surprise!

Their goodbye is emotional. I’m bawling. Adult Randall is the greatest human on this show. Randall and Beth jointly decide to foster another child again—and it’s implied a young boy is on their radar.

Cut to Teenage Randall: He’s thumbing through Ivy League college applications. It’s obvious Jack wants him to go somewhere fancy, like Harvard, but Randall appears to have an interest in Howard University, a historically Black college. (For context: We’re revisiting the same frame of time as the last two episodes—the events leading up to Kevin’s football injury.)

Randall and Jack arrive at Howard University for a tour. They meet Randall’s friend, Keith, who takes him for a “real” tour of the school with his friends, leaving Jack behind. I don’t know what the hell is about to happen, TBH. Randall is dumfounded at the fact there are no white people at the school.

In the car ride home, Randall explains to Jack that he feels out of place all the time. The implication here, I think, is that Randall doesn’t feel this way at Howard. It’s an awkward, emotional conversation, because Randall doesn’t want Jack to think he’s responsible for making him feel off-balanced. Jack seems to get it, though, but their moment is interrupted by the news of Kevin’s injury.

Adult Kate, Adult Randall, and Adult Kevin’s storylines have all lined up at this point, and we’re picking things up now with Kevin arriving at Randall’s house disheveled and strung out. Remember, we left things two episodes ago with Kevin about to tell Randall he’s an addict, but Randall interrupts with the news concerning Kate’s baby.

Randall immediately calls Kevin out for looking like “hell” and goes to call Kate. Kevin gulfs down a vodka-and-orange-juice—in the afternoon—hugs Randall’s kids and leaves abruptly.

But he’s not alone: Randall’s daughter, Tess, secretly sneaks into the backseat of Kevin’s car. He’s driving drunk—speeding and swerving like a maniac—is pulled over by a cop, and gets arrested for a DUI. All with Tessa in the back seat. Oh my God.

Parting thoughts: Enough with these whiplash endings, This Is Us!

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‘Outlander’ Season 3, Episode 11 Recap: A Deserted Island, a Wedding, and You’ll Never Think of Turtle Soup the Same Way


This article centers on Season 3, Episode 11 of Outlander, “Uncharted.” If you’re not yet caught up with the show, be warned: Spoilers abound.

The first half of this week’s episode is basically the worst episode of 18th-century Survivor ever. Or, maybe it’s more like a retelling of Castaway, with a coconut Wilson (stay tuned). When we last saw Claire, she was jumping into the ocean for love (hot sex); and this week finds her wandering around a seemingly deserted island with no food or water, the sun beating down on her without mercy, and experiencing basically all the worst parts of the Bible—again for love (hot sex). She has somehow floated past Grand Turk and landed on a mystery island. She walks around, panting, getting sunburned, and probably longing for 20th century Boston, eventually licking some leaves, desperate for fresh water. (Unfortunately, the leaves don’t have any water on them.) At one point, Claire stumbles upon some flint. In that moment, I understood that this episode was going to exist solely within the realm of the absurd. With that realization, I was thus able to enjoy it a lot more. Sometimes you simply have to surrender. This is a show where, whenever a character needs something, the universe will somehow provide after making them hurt for it a little or a lot. Let’s just go with it. Time travel is a thing, after all.

For around twenty minutes and three days, Claire stumbles around suffering. She makes a fire the first night with her remarkably found flint and falls asleep, hungry and thirsty and probably horny. When Claire wakes, she is covered in thousands of ants. She frantically brushes them off and her legs are completely jacked up—we’re talking Defcon Amputation. I lost my shit a little because I hate bugs and insects and I would have thrown myself in the ocean after such an incident. Claire wraps her legs with some fabric. Why? I do not know. Then she resumes her walkabout, heading into a jungle. There are scary sounds and it looks pretty sweltering and horrible, but Claire is surprisingly calm. Still no water to be found. When she falls asleep that second night, she is still deep in the jungle, nestled against a tree. This time when she wakes up there is a huge snake crawling across her and she lies there, perfectly still, making crazy eyes as the snake slithers across her and on to its original destination. Watching this episode was a trauma from which I will not soon recover.

On the third day, Claire is stumbling around, her legs raging with a scary ant infection, when she hears a man’s voice. And, of course, she passes right the fuck out. When she wakes up, she’s in a home of some kind, tied to the bed…but not in a sexy way. A woman named Mamacita (let us not even get into how problematic this is) speaks to Claire in Spanish, explaining that she has tied Claire up so she won’t scratch herself. Mamacita gives Claire a little water and Claire, understandably, passes right back out. She comes to again, and is being stared at by a Father Fogden, who is giddy to encounter another Englishperson in the middle of wherever. Claire quickly learns that she is on Santo Domingo and that Father Fogden is a bit nutty. He has a coconut, Coco, whom he consults on various matters and with whom he has lengthy and elaborate conversations. Every single time Fogden chatted with Coco, I wanted to shout, “WILSON!!!!!!” Also, he gets high on his own supply, so who knows what all is going on there.

I’ll just get Fogden’s story out of the way—he went to Cuba for mission work and fell in love with a woman named Ermenegilda. There was some drama, so they fled for Santo Domingo where, alas, Ermenegilda perished. Now Fogden lives with her mother, Mamacita, who doesn’t like having Claire around, worrying that Claire will take the place of her dead daughter in Fogden’s heart. Mamacita is none too subtle, calling Claire a whore and other feminist terms of endearment. This is the silliest bit of plot but, like I said, surrender.

Claire, for her part, just wants to get to Kingston to warn Jamie, but Fogden says Coco doesn’t approve and she must wait a week, two weeks, forever probably. Claire tries to strike up a conversation with Coco to change Fogden’s mind but it isn’t until Fogden realizes that Claire loves Jamie the way he loves dead Ermenegilda that he’s willing to let her go, maybe, if Coco approves. Mamacita, meanwhile, is doing everything she can to get Claire on her way.

There is some excitement at the Fogden household when Mamacita comes running up with a skinned goat’s head, as one does, talking about a Chinese sailor who spit-roasted Fogden’s beloved goat Arabella. Fogden gets a jar of horrible bugs and lets them loose on the goat head and explains the provenance of the bugs—a cave in Jamaica. Then Claire has a flashback to that one guy’s mentally ill sister from a few episodes back, who mentioned these same bugs. It’s just… a lot. Claire, always quick about her wits, realizes that the Chinese sailor is probably Willoughby, and that Jamie is far closer than she realized. With a little direction from Mamacita, Claire takes off running, the spirit of Jamie’s cock guiding her.

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Not at all far away, Jamie and Fergus are walking and talking on a beach, Jamie’s pectoral muscles bared and well defined. It quickly becomes apparent that the Porpoise ran into some trouble. Captain Raines and a lot of the crew are dead. The remaining crewmembers are repairing the ship’s mast and sails and Jamie is basically the boss of everyone. Fergus is worried that his dirty thoughts caused the accident but Jamie assures the younger man such is not the case.

When Claire makes it to the beach, Jamie and the crew are already back on the ship because the drama has to get a little more dramatic before it can be resolved. Will they reunite? Yes, they will. Claire takes a little mirror from her pocket and signals to the ship and Jamie spies her waving to him through a spyglass and then he’s rowing back to the beach and they are running into each other’s arms and the score is swelling to let us know that something romantically thrilling is happening. Guys, we know.

Jamie’s kinsmen, Lesley and Hayes, have a funny little chat where one says, “MacDoon’s wife turns up in the most unlikely places, does she not?” and the other says, “Aye, she just drops in out of nowhere.” It’s nice that the show is willing to acknowledge the absurdity of this couple’s globe-trotting and the wild convenience with which they show up where they are wanted at the most opportune times.

As Claire catches Jamie up on her adventures, Willoughby stitches a cut in her arm from running into a sharp branch as she ran to her beloved. She is worried that Jamie is going to be arrested in Jamaica, but Jamie is determined to find young Ian and assures Claire that everything is going to work out even though their lives are constantly a disaster.

To cheer everyone up, Jamie decides there should be a wedding and Claire certainly knows a preacher. They head back to Father Fogden for a wedding. Willoughby apologizes for killing Arabella, offers a rooster as penance, and then smokes up with the priest.

While Marsali is getting dressed, Claire helps lace her into her corset and they have something of a sex talk and become a bit friendlier. Marsali asks about birth control and Claire, surprisingly, says, “You don’t want a child?” It’s quite bizarre to see Claire being so old-fashioned and gender conforming, particularly when she is so sexually…spirited. The show had the chance to do something really interesting with this scene and they fell short, though in the end Claire does tell Marsali she’ll help her stay child-free so she and Fergus can have lots of newlywed sex without worrying about a wee bairn until they are ready.

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The wedding ceremony itself is charming and quite sweet; true to who Fergus and Marsali are. When Fogden asks Fergus for his last name, it is Jamie who speaks up and says he is “Fergus Claudel Fraser.” Awww, shucks. Back on the Porpoise, Claire eats some turtle soup like it’s the last meal on earth. When Jamie kisses her, he realizes his wife has a fever. Claire says not to worry because she has her handy future antibiotics. She’s perhaps a bit drunk and mad with fever, but when it comes time for Jamie to help out and give Claire a shot in her ass (heh), he wusses out. Claire gives herself the shot because a woman’s work is never done.

With that taken care of, feverish Claire is feeling randy. She eats some more turtle soup and notes, “Turtle is supposed to be an aphrodisiac.” Now the Frasers are really feeling each other. The flirting begins in earnest, with Jamie telling Claire, “Your nipples staring me in the eyes, the size of cherries.” The size of cherries? But in Jamie’s brogue, it actually sounds pretty sexy. At first, Jamie protests coyly about not taking advantage of Claire in her inebriated feverish state but before long they are making out and stripping and having incredibly hot sex, while standing up. Finally, FINALLY, in the waning moments of the episode, Outlander gets to the good stuff. Hopefully, next week feature even more hot sex on a ship in the Caribbean. Fingers crossed!

Roxane Gay is the author of Bad Feminist, Difficult Women, and most recently, Hunger. She is also the author of World of Wakanda for Marvel and a contributing opinion writer for The New York Times.

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'This Is Us' Season 2 Episode 9 Recap: Kate's Story Will Break You


This Is Us is continuing its trio of episodes focused on each of the Pearson siblings. This week’s was all about Kate, who, remember, just found out she lost her baby. That pretty much set the tone for this week’s episode, so fair warning: It’s rough. Spoilers ahead.

Last week’s miscarriage reveal makes this week’s opener pretty devastating: Kate is taking her pre-natal vitamins and talking to her bump. Clearly, what Randall told Kevin hasn’t happened yet, so I’m walking on pins and needles at this point.

But the present-day story pivots for a moment to the ’90s, where Teenage Kate is listening to her walkman in that angsty ’90s teen way. The power’s out at Château Pearson, and Kate’s dog, Louis, pees on her carpet. Blech. Interestingly, we’re reliving the same night Kevin met with that football coach and screwed things up…just from Kate’s POV.

Rebecca nags Kate about picking her top five college preferences because time is running out to decide. Kate would rather clean her dog’s piss than think about college which, honestly, was most of us at one point senior year.

Back to Adult Kate: She’s drinking some gross green smoothie and making a list of questions to ask her OBGYN. Toby makes a lame dad joke, which comes off more annoying than cute. I feel like Toby is annoying 99 percent of the time on This Is Us? Like, stop talking about Shamrock Shakes.

Oh shit: Kate leaves to go measure something in her bathroom, and she feels a sharp pain in her stomach, which is what causes her to lose her baby. She’s back at home, now, and dodging calls and texts from her mother. The tension in Toby and Kate’s house is at an all-time high, and understandably so.

Not even 12 hours after miscarrying, Kate leaves to go to her next singing gig, which Toby finds baffling. Personally, I think Toby should let Kate do whatever TF she needs to do to cope. If that means working more, then so be it. Again, Toby’s out of line and annoying.

Also annoying is Teenage Kate, who completely twists around the well-meaning conversation Rebecca has with her about college. Rebecca says it’s cool if Kate doesn’t know what her passion is, which Kate takes as Rebecca saying she’s “passionless.” Um, what? She’s just looking for a fight, TBH. But then again she’s 17, so it makes sense.

When Kate leaves the room, Rebecca finds a completed application to Berklee College of Music stowed away…and a tape of Kate singing. Teenage Kate’s beautiful voice plays over a scene of Adult Kate singing at a fancy lunch, which she abruptly leaves after seeing a mother playing with her child. Very sad, if not a tad heavy-handed. Adult Kate tearfully dodges yet another call from Rebecca and passes an all-you-can-eat buffet. Whether or not she goes in, though, is still a mystery.

Meanwhile, Toby receives a FedEx message that says a baby item Kate ordered is en route to their apartment. Realizing this would obviously make Kate more upset, he goes down to the distribution center to intercept the package. He gives some uncomfortable monologue to one of the workers about how he’s a “large and powerful man” and will do whatever it takes to prevent this package from arriving to their doorstep. Stop threatening random delivery dudes, Toby!

We’re back to Teenage Kate. She’s at Kevin’s football game with Rebecca but, remember, she doesn’t know Rebecca knows about her singing aspirations. Rebecca spills the beans about finding her application. Kate’s annoyed at first, which honestly comes off as bratty more than anything because Rebecca is trying so hard to make a connection. She softens, though, and they share a tender moment—which gets interrupted by Kevin’s knee injury.

At the hospital, Rebecca gives Teenage Kate a genuinely devastating speech about how she’s sad Kate felt like she couldn’t come to her about Berklee—and how it’s her job to be open for Kate, always, even when Kate doesn’t want it. I don’t know why, but this is making me tear up more than anything else on this episode. I’m a sucker for mother/child dynamics!

Now we’re back to Adult Kate, and she’s at a buffet. This whole narrative feels exploitative and is making me cringe. She ultimately decides to not eat the food and leaves the restaurant. This, conveniently, is timed to Toby finding the baby package at the warehouse. Whad’ya know?!

Kate eventually answers Rebecca’s call and tells her she lost the baby. She’s at home, but Toby doesn’t know that; he went to Kate’s singing gig to pick her up and panicked when he saw she wasn’t there. Once they’re both home, they have a huge, teary-eyed argument about the miscarriage. It’s some of Chrissy Metz and Chris Sullivan’s best work on the show.

Rebecca shows up to Adult Kate’s apartment, and Kate collapses into her arms—which parallels the monologue Rebecca gave Teen Kate at the hospital. Of course it does. It’s This Is Us! Rebecca then tells Kate a story about how she freaked out on a random lady way back when about a bag of yellow onions. I shouldn’t be laughing at this, but I am. The scene ends with Kate and Rebecca crying and hugging and now I’m crying and want to hug my mother. Damn it. Rebecca and her wig got me again.

Parting thoughts: Randall’s episode is next week!

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