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Claire and Jamie Are the Sexiest They've Been in Months in This New *Outlander* Sneak Peek


Ask any Outlander fan what they love about the show, and the sex scenes between Claire (Caitriona Balfe) and Jamie (Sam Heughan) will inevitably come up. Of course, those romantic moments aren’t the only thing we love about the time-traveling series, but…yeah, they’re high on the list.

Here’s the thing, though: Claire and Jamie don’t get that many opportunities to, uh, get down. They’ve spent the past three seasons constantly being separated by dramatic circumstances—a battle, a wayward horse, typhoid fever, to name just a few. And when they are together, they’re usually around smelly sailors, smelly soldiers, or smelly Rollo. Not sexy.

Considering all of that, it’s incredible they’ve found any moment alone—even Heughan agrees. “It’s amazing how their love lasts,” he told Glamour earlier this year. “They haven’t lost anything in their passion for each other, even though they seem to get very little time together. There’s always something going on.”

This season, however, Claire and Jamie have settled down to build their first home together. And naturally, Outlander fans hope this means more sexy times are on the horizon. Heughan promises that’s the case: “That’s one of the great joys of this season: They finally get to be together, somewhere safe and theirs to call their own.”

Claire and Jamie might be nesting, but that doesn’t mean they still don’t get the occasional interruption. Watch this exclusive sneak peek from this week’s upcoming episode—titled “Blood of My Blood”—and you’ll see what I mean:

“With all the sex scenes, or anything like that, we always try to approach them from a place of empowerment—not only the characters, but of the actors and the audience,” Balfe told Glamour about the show’s steamier scenes.

Outlander airs Sundays at 8 P.M. ET on Starz.

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Jamie Lee Curtis Can't Help Bragging About Halloween's Record-Breaking Opening Weekend


Almost exactly 40 years after she made her film debut as Laurie Strode in 1978’s Halloween, Jamie Lee Curtis is still unbelievably proud to be a member of the Strode family.

On Sunday, as the film’s 2018 sequel of the same name wrapped up a record-smashing opening weekend at the box office, Curtis shared her excitement about the film’s debut on Instagram. “OK. I’m going to go for one BOAST post,” she captioned a photo of her standing next to Judy Greer and Andi Matichak, who play her daughter and granddaughter, respectively, in the new horror film.

“Biggest horror movie opening with a female lead. Biggest movie opening with a female lead over 55. Second biggest horror movie opening ever. Second biggest October movie opening ever. Biggest Halloween opening ever. Couldn’t be prouder of ALL who made this creative experiment have such a thrilling result!” Curtis continued, adding, “#womengetthingsdone #threetallwomen #threestrodewomen #strodestrong #timesup.”

The post earned tons of supportive comments from many of Curtis’s past costars. “Yes queen,” Emma Roberts wrote. “CONGRATULATIONS,” Abigail Breslin added, while Niecy Nash commented, “Congrats my Queen!!!” alongside plenty of red heart emojis.

According to Box Office Mojo, in its opening weekend, Halloween raked in $77.5 million in the U.S., plus another $14.3 million internationally. That $91.8 million total does indeed set all the records Curtis mentioned in her post. Per The Hollywood Reporter, the biggest horror movie opening came courtesy of 2017’s It, which garnered a whopping $123.4 million in its first few days in theaters. The biggest October opening, meanwhile, goes to Venom, which premiered just a few weeks before Halloween to an $80 million opening.

Beyond just financial success, Halloween has also been praised by many critics. The movie is already “certified fresh” on Rotten Tomatoes, with 80 percent positive reviews, and it has a respectable B+ rating on Cinemascore. Of course, we here at Glamour have also praised the film, noting that it’s strongest as a “tribute to the many ironies of the mother-daughter relationship.”

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Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Just Made a Very Rare Appearance Together


Whether you were aware of it or not—and chances are, you weren’t—Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are a thing. Like a real thing. The couple manages to stay pretty under the radar, both individually and as a combined unit—in fact, despite a lot of whispery rumors over the years, the two of them were only just photographed together last fall. But on Saturday, the two of them stepped out as an official couple to attend a pre-Grammy gala, which is much fancier than the last place I went on a date (the dive bar downstairs).

The two sat at a gala-y round table laden with bottles of wine, and turned to whisper adorably in each other’s ears, exchange meaningful smiles, and generally look like they were having the best time in the world. It’s enough to make even the most icy-hearted among us writers feel a little stirring of…feelings? I think these are feelings.

First things first: Can we just appreciate Katie’s incredibly chic, very cool-French-girl, grown-out pixie cut for a moment?

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What a merry conversation! This looks like fun.

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So does this! Laughs all around.

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He’s making a move…

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Here, one can see Katie looking at Jamie like I look at a nice $7 bottle of Malbec.

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This little lovestruck exchange makes me feel…less cold inside.

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I’m…I’m melting.

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My god, I think I’m feeling what they call “emotion.”

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This is all too much. Should there be more photos of this adorably in love couple, I might be too much of a melted pool of feelings to write about them, but someone else will keep you posted while I recover.

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'Outlander' Season 3 Finale Recap: An Old Frenemy Meets a Grisly End and Claire and Jamie Wind Up in America


This article centers on Season 3, Episode 11 of Outlander, “Uncharted.” If you’re not yet caught up with the show, be warned: Spoilers abound.

It has been quite the season in time travel, wildly implausible adventure, and overly opportune coincidences, but what a time we’ve had. When this season began, Claire was unhappily married in Boston with dreary Frank. Jamie was languishing, injured, on the battlefield of Culloden. We poor viewers had to endure nearly half the season without Claire and Jamie having the hot sex we watch the show for. Claire and Jamie suffered through some things too—but mostly Jamie, because this show loves for him to endure trauma whenever possible. He does bear his burden well: still brawny, brash, and bold where a lesser man would have been broken. Claire raised their daughter Brianna and Jamie went and had a son with a woman who basically coerced him into having sex by manipulating her power and position over him. (We call this rape where I come from.) Lord John Grey fell in love with Jamie and they became besties despite the circumstances of their meeting, and then Grey did Jamie a solid by raising Jamie’s son, Willie, because it was in Willie’s supposed best interests to be raised as nobility. Jamie finally returned to his beloved Scotland and tried to move on with his life, and Claire decided she was tired of being a mother once Frank died and went back through the stones to find Jamie with no trouble at all. There were a few stumbles as Jamie and Claire got reacquainted, as well as an accidental murder and another wife and some booze smuggling and some treason and a kidnapping, but other than that, everything was fine and they were still very good at sex.

Now, here we are at the season finale.

The finale begins with a voiceover and Claire rhapsodizing about death and being at peace while sinking in a body of water. Before we can work out what’s going on there, we are back in Jamaica, with Claire in her carriage racing to Rose Hall to find Young Ian. When she arrives, she just starts wandering around calling for young Ian. Before she can find her nephew, a man grabs her.

Geillis, meanwhile, is interrogating young Ian, wanting to know why he didn’t tell her about Claire and what Claire really wanted with her treasure. Ian is telling her the truth, but for whatever reason, she doesn’t believe him. Ian, for his part, is fed up with Geillis and tells her to either believe him or kill him because he is tired of her “blathering.” We are too, young Ian.

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Claire is brought to Geillis and the two women circle each other warily. Claire explains that Jamie has been arrested and she needs shelter but makes no mention of her nephew. Geillis is happy to accommodate, if only to learn more about why Claire is in Jamaica.

Jamie, the luckiest and unluckiest man alive, is being led to the Porpoise by that baselessly arrogant “Captain” Leonard when the governor’s soldiers intervene. Of course they do. John Grey was not going to let the love of his life be swept away to Scotland to face certain death. Fergus basically saved the day by alerting John Grey of this development.

In the governor’s office, John Grey comes to the rescue once more in one of the strongest scenes of the season—well written, well acted, simply wonderful. John Grey demands that Leonard offer proof of some kind—a warrant, an affidavit—before he takes Jamie into custody but the lieutenant cannot. The most delicious moments are when John Grey insists on calling Leonard a lieutenant and talking shit about how Leonard did not really earn his present title of captain. Leonard protests mightily but he is outranked and outmatched by John Grey and leaves, pouting. Basically, the scene is a dick-measuring contest and we know who is bigger by the end. “Seems I’m indebted to you yet again for saving my life,” Jamie tells Grey once the matter is resolved. The men bid each other goodbye but sadly, they do not kiss passionately and we are all the lesser for it.

Back at Rose Hall, Claire is telling Geillis how she ended up in Jamaica but Geillis is convinced there is some detail Claire is omitting. She has it in her head that Claire has been chasing Geillis and trying to prevent the prophecy foretelling a Scotsman sitting on the Scottish throne from coming true. Claire explains that she actually went back to the future (heh) to raise her child but Geillis is reluctant to believe Claire would ever leave Jamie. Geillis remains unconvinced until Claire shows Geillis pictures of Brianna, whom Geillis instantly recognizes. Of course she does. Claire explains that Geillis met her daughter in 1968 and the two of them also watched Geillis go back through the stones as Claire tried to warn her frenemy about the witch hunts.

Finally satisfied, Geillis surreptitiously swipes one of Brianna’s pictures, apologizes profusely, and offers her home to Claire for as long as she needs. In her room, Claire realizes she is locked in and sees Ian, bound and gagged, being dragged away. She tries, in vain, to get out of her room, when suddenly the door opens. It’s Jamie, of course. So much of course. They head off in the direction of drumming and when they reach it, they find a group of Jamaicans performing some kind of religious ritual and dance. Claire recognizes the dance as similar to the one the women were doing at the stones of Craigh Na Dun in the first season. Willoughby, who just happens to be hanging out with new friends, tells the Jamaicans Claire and Jamie are with him and the Frasers are welcomed without further fuss.

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The Frasers aren’t the only couple in love. Willoughby and Margaret have, indeed, made a love connection. They are headed to Martinique where they can live out their lives in love. “She is the first woman to truly see me, the man that I am, and I see her,” Willoughby says. That’s sweet, but Jamie just wants to know if Willoughby has seen Ian. Willoughby asks Margaret to use her powers so she does. She reads Jamie and Claire and makes them both mighty uncomfortable. “Abandawe,” Margaret says at the end, which Claire remembers from their previous conversation.

Archibald Campbell shows up, interrupting things, demanding that Margaret go with him so he can continue exploiting and mistreating his sister for profit. For some reason, she is not at all interested, preferring to stay with the man she loves. Archibald mentions Mistress Abernathy, a.k.a. Geillis, and Jamie demands to know more. Archibald talks about a prophecy that will only come true upon the death of a 200-year-old baby. As he is talking, Claire realizes he is talking about Brianna. Now, the Frasers need to find Geillis before she kills their daughter conceived in the past but living in the future. Archibald tries to force Margaret to go with him, but Willoughby isn’t having it. He is Yi Tien Cho, and he is going to protect the woman he loves. Archibald tries to strike Margaret with a stick, but Yi Tien Cho comes between them. Before long, Archibald is dead and the Jamaicans are, I guess, using him as ritual sacrifice. It’s all very colonial fever dream, not so vaguely racist, and I honestly forced myself to let it go so I could continue with the episode.

The Frasers run through the jungle to Abandawe cave, which they find with no trouble at all. They are the world’s best navigators. In the cave, young Ian is bound and gagged, to be sacrificed, but Claire and Jamie can’t get to him because Geillis’s manservant Hercules points a gun at them. Geillis is basically raving mad at this point, talking about how Claire owes her Brianna’s life “for the greater good.” Claire realizes the shimmering pool of water in the cave is the portal through time. Geillis continues to rant and rave, and then all hell breaks loose. Jamie fights with Hercules while Claire, using a machete, basically chops Geillis’s head off. Pretty much all’s well that ends well. Jamie lets Hercules go but Claire is hypnotized by the portal and keeps stepping toward it until Jamie pulls her back and they leave the cave.

As I said last week, everything on this show comes full circle. While Jamie and young Ian reunite and Ian crows about how he knew Jamie would come after him, Claire is a bit traumatized. She recalls the 200-year-old body she and her pal Joe examined in future Boston. No matter, though. Jamie gives her a long strong hug, and she’s fine after that. As an aside, Claire has worn only one dress for half of the season, and I cannot stop thinking about it. There’s no way that dress would look as structurally sound as it does given everything it has been through.

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It’s time for the Frasers and friends to return to Scotland, so they get back on the Artemis. Even though Yi Tien Cho isn’t aboard, Jamie, mysteriously, is no longer suffering from seasickness because what is story continuity? Jamie and Claire are alone in their cabin and Jamie is about to shave his beard when Claire asks him not to. It’s always a good time for the Frasers to get down, so Jamie starts sexy talking and Claire is very receptive. It’s a charming scene, with chemistry, warmth and humor—the kind of scene this series would do very well to include more of as a balance to the constant drama trauma. Before long, the Frasers are making love, but we see very little of it for some, incredibly disappointing reason.

As the couple is enjoying the afterglow, a storm is coming. What starts out as a cool breeze and the comforting sound of rain is soon a terrible storm the Artemis cannot withstand. There’s lots of gale-force wind, pouring rain, shouting, and drama as the storm tosses the poor Artemis about the ocean. And then Claire disappears overboard in the storm and we are back where this episode began. Fret not, though. Jamie dives into the water, finds his beloved wife with no trouble at all, and kisses her as they float to the surface where, conveniently, the storm has largely subsided. Claire is unconscious and maybe dead and Jamie is bereft, but they cling to a piece of flotsam. When Jamie comes to, he is on a sandy beach, on a bright sunny day. He sees Claire and crawls to her and kisses her and his kiss brings her back to life! His lips are magic and so is the rest of him. The couple clings to each other and Claire says, “I told you I’d never leave you again.” As they make sense of their surroundings, a family comes upon them. The Frasers inquire as to the Artemis which, conveniently, ran aground just four miles away. The survivors are being cared for, and the Frasers are visibly relieved. Despite having company, they are still gazing at each other passionately. “What island is this?” Claire eventually asks and we learn the Frasers are on the “mainland, the colony of Georgia.” Yup, Outlander is headed to America for its fourth season. In a teaser trailer at the end of the episode, we see Claire talking about the American dream and who knows what will happen for the Frasers now. Hopefully, they will have a lot more sex. In 2018, we will find out.

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Overall, this season has been a mess—a watchable mess, to be fair, but a mess nonetheless. The first half of the season was so slow, then the second half of the season moved at a breakneck pace rushing toward tonight’s ending. Because of that rush, the season, as a whole, felt unbalanced. The production remains beautiful—the costumes, the acting, the scenery, everything is well done. The weakness here is in the story itself. I have no problem with time travel, passionate romance, and global adventure. I am willing to suspend my disbelief for all manner of incredible things. But at times this show demands not just the suspension of disbelief but the complete eradication. I want to be intrigued and surprised by a show, but I don’t want to find myself rolling my eyes more often than not. This season, there was a lot of eye rolling. I really do enjoy this show, and I will certainly be watching the fourth season and probably recapping it too, but my goodness, I hope the writing finds a bit more discipline regardless of the source material. My eyes don’t have much roll left in them.

Roxane Gay is the author of Bad Feminist, Difficult Women, and most recently, Hunger. She is also the author of World of Wakanda for Marvel and a contributing opinion writer for The New York Times.

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‘Outlander’ Season 3, Episode 12 Recap: Jamie and Claire’s Old Friends and Frenemies Make a Surprising Return in Jamaica


This article centers on Season 3, Episode 12 of Outlander, “The Bakra.” If you’re not yet caught up with the show, be warned: Spoilers abound.

I am simply going to tell you, up front, that this week’s episode of Outlander is even more absurd than last week’s, which is saying something. A lot of the Frasers’ old friends and frenemies just happen to be lurking about in Jamaica and it borders on hilarity because it’s not like air travel was a thing back in ye olden days.

Young Ian resurfaces and is being kept alive by the Portuguese pirates because someone called “The Bakra” likes young boys. When the Bruja gets to Jamaica, Young Ian is thrown into a cave cell where he meets a couple other young men being held. There is some ominous talk about how the boys thrown in the cell keep being taken away, though to where, no one knows. Before long, Ian is taken to a lovely estate, a colonial fever dream, where a woman is bathing in goat’s blood because, “the protein and iron keep my skin young.” She is The Bakra but we know her as Geillis Duncan. Yes. You just read that correctly. The same Geillis Duncan who was burned as a witch in Season 1—but not before Claire discovered she was also a time traveler. (And the same Geillis Duncan that we last saw passing through the stones in 1968 in Season 2.) As Young Ian watches, kind of dumbfounded, Geillis rinses the goat’s blood off, posing seductively, then dons a robe like this is all fine, nothing to see here. A manservant brings in some treats and tea, which after a brief pause, Young Ian takes to eagerly. He is a growing boy, after all.

Long story short, Geillis is looking for three sapphires, of which she has two. She asks Ian about what happened on Selkie Island while he was going for her treasure. Before long, he is spilling his guts. Turns out, there was some kind of truth serum in the tea and Geillis learns that Young Ian’s uncle might have taken the sapphire. She marvels at what a small world it is when she learns the identity of Ian’s uncle. Geillis also waxes poetically about how sex with virgins keeps her young, as it does for all of us. Ian defiantly shares that he isn’t a virgin. There was that one time, in his uncle’s print shop, and Geillis is fine with that because, she says, he’ll know what to do. (As if.) She reclines in bed and Ian crawls toward her, but they mercifully don’t show the sex scene. Young Ian is very young, after all.

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The Frasers arrive in Jamaica and immediately start searching for young Ian. As they are strolling through the streets, they see that slavery is alive in well in 18th-century Jamaica. Claire is appalled and rightfully so, but it highlights one of the realities of the Outlander premise. The show only works because Claire is white. A black woman would never want to return to the 18th century, no matter how dashing and handsome Jamie Fraser might be. It’s interesting that it takes until the third season for the show to try and grapple with this but I suppose it’s hard to be an adventure romance and politically engaged with historical realities.

At the slave market, a young black man being sold by slavers captures Claire’s attention. She causes a scene and demands that Jamie do something to help the young man. Jamie ends up buying the young man. That’s right. The Frasers become slave owners, but the good kind so it’s fine I guess. Apparently, it is easy to buy a slave but far more difficult to set one free. They’ll set the poor guy free, “when it means he truly can be,” Jamie says after detailing, for Claire, the difficulties of just giving a man his freedom. The Frasers then ask the young man, Temeraire, for his help. While they are mingling at the governor’s ball—to which they have been conveniently invited—he will go to the slave quarters and ask if anyone has seen young Ian. He agrees to do so because, well, he is a slave! He has to! The show is just trying to make his slavery seem more palatable to our modern sensibilities.

Everything on Outlander always comes full circle in one way or another. Remember Margaret and Archiband Campbell, whom we last saw in Episode 7? They’re also hanging out in Jamaica, at Geillis’s invitation. Their presence is all part of an elaborate but nonsensical plot where Geillis is determined to find the third sapphire from her box of treasure because, apparently, if a seer holds all three sapphires, that seer will be able to predict when a Scotsman will finally sit on the throne. (Geillis is as dedicated to her people as ever.)

When the Frasers arrive at the ball, Archibald Campbell is the very first person Claire sees and she greets him, somewhat stunned, as anyone would be. What are the chances that this random guy you met in Edinburgh would also be at the same party you’re attending in Jamaica, in the 18th century? There is no way this could ever possibly happen, so of course it happens. Willoughby, Fergus, and Marsali are also at the ball and Willoughby is quite the hit with the local white women who have never seen a Chinese man before. Then Margaret Campbell catches Willoughby’s eye. Later, they have a quiet moment on the grounds, away from it all, where Willoughby tells Margaret she deserves better than how her brother treats her and whispers sweet nothings to her. A love connection is made!

While Jamie is mingling, looking very dashing in his colonial garb, he sees a ghost from his past. You will never guess who the governor of Jamaica is. NEVER!

It’s Lord John Grey.

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I guffawed audibly at this point, and then gave in and was simply delighted. Once Jamie gets over his surprise, he introduces Claire to John and John is equally stunned—both to see Jamie, and also and to learn Claire is alive. With Claire alive, John has less than no shot at his OTP. Claire quickly realizes John has feelings for Jamie and gets real territorial about her man. And of course, Geillis is skulking about the party twirling her invisible lady villain moustache, just in case you craved a bit more wild coincidence.

John Grey pulls Jamie and Claire into his study where they catch up on Jamie’s son, Willy, who is doing well. (Of course he’s doing well. He’s a rich white man with a title and a fortune to his name.) They chit and chat, then Jamie realizes John is still wearing the sapphire he gave him after escaping from prison that one time. It’s a tender little moment between the not quite lovers. Poor John Grey. He reminds Claire of how they met, when they have a chance to talk alone, and she makes a point of commenting on the sapphire. “Jamie gave that to you?” she asks, and pointedly makes it clear she has come back to Jamie, which is to say, that she is giving serious, “back the hell off, Lord John Grey” vibes. I really wished they had scored this scene with Monica and Brandy’s classic hit, “The Boy is Mine.” What a missed opportunity.

Before they can continue their tense conversation, Claire spies Geillis Duncan and the two women two catch up on what happened since Geillis was, you know, supposedly to be burned at the stake. She was kept alive until she had her baby, apparently, and then Dougal helped her escape. Geillis married a plantation owner and is now Mistress Abernathy of Rose Hall. I will give the show this: everything is absurd, but there is always an explanation that makes you think, “Well it could have happened that way!” Also, time travelers always land on their feet.

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Geillis offers to help Claire find young Ian even though she knows exactly where young Ian is. “What are friends for?” she says, because Geillis always has a little venom on her tongue. That’s what makes her interesting.

The frenemies head inside to find Jamie, who is having a tender little moment with John Grey, and Geillis spies her sapphire. She is quick on her feet and orders Archibald and Margaret to start telling fortunes to the party guests. Then she ropes a reluctant John Grey into her shenanigans, has him hand Margaret the sapphire…you see where this is going. Like I said, everything in this episode is so absurd that it becomes absolutely numbing. It is far less fun to watch a show like this when everything is overly convenient. A character needs something? Somehow, that something falls into their lap. Sure, there’s struggle, but always over the things we wish were easy—like Jamie and Claire being together.

Margaret doesn’t want to read Grey’s fortune, but she is forced to nonetheless. She mutters some things and finishes, “When the issue is cut down, then will a Scotsman wear a crown.” John Grey laughs it off and the ball continues. Geillis pulls Archibald outside and demands that he explain Margaret’s words. He tries his best, but it’s clear they have not yet made sense of Margaret’s meaning. Geillis is undeterred, though, which doesn’t bode well for young Ian, or anyone in her path.

The young newlyweds, Fergus and Marsali, are being sweet and romantic to each other when they spy Captain Leonard riding up. They warn Jamie, and soon, the Frasers and their compatriots are fleeing. They rendezvous with Temeraire, who spoke with some escaped slaves from the Bruja (of course he did) and learned that young Ian is with Mistress Abernathy at Rose Hall. Temeraire, understandably, wants to be sure the Frasers are going to hold up their end of the bargain. Jamie assures him that once he can, he will set the young man free. Temeraire isn’t keen on waiting and tells Jamie that escaped slaves live in the mountains near Rose Hall, which is a plot convenience I am fine with because I really want this young man to be black and free as he should be. On their way to Rose Hall, they find a marked tree—the beginning of the Jamaican freedom train, if you will—and Temeraire is off, to hopefully live the rest of his life in peaceful freedom.

The Frasers decide to continue on to Rose Hall but Captain Leonard rides up and takes Jamie into custody. Jamie hands Claire the pictures of his children to hold for him. Claire, for her part, calls Leonard a bloody bastard. “I am the only reason any of you survived,” she says, which is of course true. Captain Leonard is thoroughly unmoved. Ambition trumps gratitude, obviously. As he’s taken away, Jamie implores Claire to find young Ian, and she is left, once again, to watch her husband being unfairly arrested. This is like the tenth time, though, so she should be used to it at this point. Lord knows I am. We all are!

Roxane Gay is the author of Bad Feminist, Difficult Women, and most recently, Hunger. She is also the author of World of Wakanda for Marvel and a contributing opinion writer for The New York Times.

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'Outlander' Season 3, Episode 7 Recap: A Fight, a Fire, and a Bombshell Revelation About Jamie


This article centers on Season 3, Episode 7 of Outlander, “Crème the Menthe.” If you’re not yet caught up with the show, be warned: Spoilers abound.

Now that Claire and Jamie have reunited, all I need from this show is for them to have hot sex from the beginning of each remaining episode until the end. Alas, this is Outlander, so instead, there will be melodrama. And tonight’s episode, “Crème the Menthe,” felt more like an average one, filler to end the first arc of the season and transition into the next.

As the episode opens, Claire is fighting off the man she found in her room because, again, this show loves nothing more than to imperil women to create plot points. We must never forget that to be a woman is to live in a perpetual state of vulnerability. Got it? Good. Claire manages to fight off her attacker, wielding a knife. (See, women are vulnerable but they are also empowered!) The attacker falls, hits his head and is seemingly dead when Jamie enters the room and sees his wife over an unconscious man, panting heavily, knife still in hand. That’s when I knew there probably wasn’t going to be any sex in this episode. I was mostly right. Despite being apart for twenty years, Claire and Jamie don’t spend this entire episode in bed. They don’t spend any time in bed. It makes no sense.

When Claire realizes her attacker is still breathing, she immediately shifts into surgeon mode and insists on saving his life. (“Because I’m a doctor,” she explains when Jamie understandably asks why she wants to save her attacker’s life.) As usual, Claire is instantly able to translate 20th-century knowledge into whatever might be available in the 18th century and makes various people get her various things, including hot water. No matter the time period, whether in television or film, anytime something vaguely makeshift medical is going to happen, there must be hot water.

It turns out the attacker was looking for Jamie’s ledgers at the behest of Sir Percival Turner, who suspects Jamie is selling more than he claims and not paying Percival enough of a bribe. (Corrupt government agents are so greedy and suspicious.) Jamie realizes he’s going to have to move the booze he has hidden in Madame Jeanne’s basement and dispatches Fergus and young Ian Fraser to make a quick sale of the hooch, which they do at handsome profit.

Meanwhile, Claire goes to the apothecary to get some laudanum and who knows what else so she can perform surgery. In a hurry, she bargains with a man in front of her—who was looking for something to calm his sister—to go ahead of him in return for looking in on his ailing sister. As she places her order, Claire informs the chemist that a man’s life is at stake…which is so weird. Why is she broadcasting her business, particularly when so much is at stake? It makes no sense!

Back at the brothel, Jamie and Mr. Willoughby are wrestling with the attacker, who has awakened and is loudly trying to break free of their grip. Claire chastises them for being rough with her patient (LOL wut?), but before she can lecture them further, Madame Jeanne alerts Jamie that Sir Percival has paid him a visit. While Claire tries to reduce a brain bleed ye olden way, Sir Percival and his men search the brothel for the contraband booze Fergus and Ian have already sold off.

The surgery stuff that follows is incredibly graphic and unpleasant. The sound effects—of skin splitting open and a hand drill breaking skull bone—are doing the absolute most. At last, Claire successfully releases the clot while Sir Percival finds nothing of note in the brothel and makes like a dastardly villain, warning Jamie, “I’ll be watching you,” before he flounces off. Sure thing, buddy.

When Jamie returns to his chambers, he tells Claire, “This ends now’; but the attacker has died during surgery and Claire is sad. Ever the voice of reason, Jamie says, “I won’t grieve for the man that tried to kill my wife.” Right on, Jamie! Keep it real. Claire stays deep in her feelings, muttering that this wouldn’t have happened if she was in Boston, which, GIRL! You are not in Boston, anymore. You chose to go back in time for the best sex of your life. There’s a price to pay—no modern hospital facilities, not a lot of bathing, no television. The struggle is real in any century. She laments that she’s caused Jamie so much trouble in the brief time she’s been back, but Jamie, true to form, says some incredibly romantic, sexy shit and that’s that.

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A doctor’s work is never done, so Claire heads off to see about that apothecary customer, Archibald Campbell, and his sister Margaret. He claims his sister is a seer and he “translates” her visions and it all seems kind of sketchy. Claire tells Archibald that Margaret is not a seer; she’s just mentally ill. She cautions him to stop medicating his sister with laudanum and offers him an herbal tea recipe to calm her when she gets agitated. Archibald isn’t so interested in tea…he basically wants to keep his sister sedated because they are heading to the West Indies the next day. As she leaves, Claire suggests Margaret eat a lot of fresh fruit when she gets to the islands. I have no idea what’s going on with that.

To celebrate their profitable sales, Fergus and Ian have a drink at the local tavern. As young men are wont to do, they start talking about sex. Turns out, Ian is a virgin and one of the young barmaids, Brighid, has caught his eye. Fergus makes like an expert wingman and hooks Ian and Brighid up but first Fergus discloses that his first time was a menage a trois. (Of course it was. He’s French, after all.)

Ian gets really lucky and Brighid seems more than amenable to having a drink with the young man. A love connection is made! Ian brings Brighid back to the print shop because nothing says romance like a print shop. He is drunk and singing loudly and then he and Brighid are making out and then they start to make love after a bit of an awkward start. So, I guess there is some sex in this episode, but it is not at all the sexy kind and we don’t see much of it, which is fine by me because Ian is like, a child, and he is very pale and no thanks. I’m not even sure why this episode featured this storyline other than to give a plausible reason for what happens next to Ian. I suspect this is the first and the last we will see of sex between anyone but Claire and Jamie and thank goodness for that.

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Upon returning to the brothel, Claire suggests that maybe she and Jamie can get a place of their own and Jamie’s like, “Leave the brothel?” as if it is the wildest thing in the world for Claire to want to live somewhere other than a brothel. She also broaches opening her own practice, but they are interrupted when Ian Sr. shows up looking for Ian Jr. Apparently young Ian keeps running away from home, and Jamie is keeping watch over his nephew (while also pretending he doesn’t know where the boy is). Ian Sr. is shocked to see Claire alive and well, but is also distraught over his missing son. Jamie lies about the boy’s whereabouts and Claire seethes quietly because she disapproves. Jamie walks Ian out and the men allude to some secret Jamie is keeping that could cause trouble. (I am pretty sure I know what the secret is because I consulted Wikipedia about Book 3’s plot and I am very angry about the plot twist because it is so irritating and senseless and Claire is going to flip her lid when she finds out.)

Before any of that unfolds in some future episode, Ian and Brighid are basking in the afterglow of young love when another of Sir Percival’s minions shows up at the print shop, looking for the contraband casks. Corrupt and greedy government agents are also persistent. Ian confronts the man to little avail. As the minion searches, he finds Jamie’s seditious pamphlets. Oh no! There is a scuffle and soon the building is on fire. Of course it is. Ian sends Brighid to safety while he tries to put out the fire. The minion gets away with the seditious pamphlets; poor Ian is alone in the burning building; and Jamie just lied to his brother-in-law about his son’s safety. Every melodramatic possibility is happening all at once.

Jamie and Claire are having a tight-lipped argument about his lying to Ian Sr. that turns into an argument about parenting choices. Jamie gets real passive aggressive, saying he didn’t get a chance to parent Brianna, and he makes a shitty comment about Brianna wearing a bikini. His jealousy over her marriage to Frank comes out, but before anything can be resolved, Jamie is told there’s a fire at the print shop.

Ian is trapped and Jamie knows it, so he rushes, gallantly, straight into the fire and there’s lots of close calls—the score, never subtle on this show, makes it seem like death is imminent—but fret not, all is well. Jamie saves Ian and grabs the portrait of his son, Willie, and though the print shop is destroyed, everyone lives. There is, of course, the small problem of the seditious pamphlets but Jamie is in Edinburgh under a false name so he can just go back to being himself in the Highlands. Yes, this is all an elaborate plot device to get the Frasers and Ian back to Lallybroch. Jamie ties up some loose ends with Mr. Willoughby and Fergus lets it drop that Jamie has another wife which is so messy. Claire is, all the while, completely unsuspecting and probably about to walk into a fire of her own. Of course, the episode ends on this revelation, so sadly, we will not know more about this mess until next week. Until then!

Roxane Gay is the author of Bad Feminist, Difficult Women, and most recently, Hunger. She is also the author of World of Wakanda for Marvel and a contributing opinion writer for The New York Times.

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