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'The Big Bang Theory' Season 11 Episode 9 Recap: Sheldon and Amy's Wedding Plans Stall


Less than two months ago on The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon Cooper nearly had a breakdown trying to come up with the perfect wedding date to marry Amy Farrah Fowler. Apparently there are certain problems even physicists can’t solve, so the solution was to let his fiancé take over the wedding planning—specifically the location and date. Amy revealed that she had always wanted to be a June bride and get married “on a cliff overlooking the ocean at sunset.” And aside from a slight jab at the end of the episode, Sheldon agreed to it all.

Funny how things change….because in tonight’s episode—titled “The Bitcoin Entanglement”—Amy tells Penny that Sheldon no longer wants to get married outside, by the beach, or near a cliff. Why? Because regardless of the fact that it’s her dream scenario, he doesn’t like cliffs, doesn’t like the beach, and doesn’t like the outside. If we’re being completely honest, then I’ll admit this: I don’t like him.

The conversation between Penny and Amy—with Sheldon present—lasts no more than 30 seconds, and the rest of the episode revolves around the hot new TV topic, bitcoin. (Seriously, even Grey’s Anatomy did an entire episode about it a few weeks ago.) There’s no other mention of Sheldon and Amy’s wedding throughout this episode, which raises my TV antenna: Why even bring up the wedding if it serves no purpose to the story? That’s just TV storytelling 101: No one mentions anything for the hell of it. With 22 minutes in a sitcom, every word—and exchange—counts.

And that’s where my theory comes in: What if Amy and Sheldon are closer to getting married than we think?

Now, I think Sheldon needs his head examined before he walks down the aisle. Perhaps Amy does too. After all, she’s put up with his insane behavior all season long without raising an eyebrow. But that’s a topic for a different time. For right now, though, the issue is that wedding planning is not doing this couple any favors. Have they reached their breaking point?

Let’s look at the clues. In next week’s Big Bang Theory episode—called “The Confidence Erosion”—the summary states that Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate stress from wedding planning by applying math. I don’t know, looks to me here like they just got tickets to The Last Jedi…

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But then comes the trusty dry erase board to try and solve all their wedding problems. Yeah, because that always does the trick.

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Maybe all of this is too much for Shamy, and they realize dry erase boards are never the answer. At this point the only solution is to dress in their Sunday best and head to the city clerk’s office. And why does one go to the clerk’s office? Well, it’s not to buy lottery tickets. A marriage license, perhaps?

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Also, Amy’s hair has never been shinier. That’s like five clues rolled into one.

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Notice how serious Sheldon is here? Either he realizes they need pre-marriage counseling, or he’s about to go through with one of the biggest moments of his life.

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Here’s the bottom line: While I actually don’t think Shamy will tie the knot at the city clerk’s office, I do think that we’re going to see a wedding happen sooner than expected. As we approach the second anniversary of the iconic coitus episode, viewers know that big things happen to these two in the month of December. We can only guess what’s next…



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How to Make Sex Great If Your Partner's Penis Is Too Big


Dear Emily,

I recently started seeing a guy, and although his penis is magnificent and huge, it’s an even huger problem. I’m a petite woman, and so far sex with him has been very painful. I’ve managed to get through it multiple times, but I’m always incredibly sore afterward.

Is there anything I can do to lessen the pain, or is the fact his penis is too big something I’ll have to get used to?

Thanks,
Penelope, 22

Dear Penelope,

Sex is not something you want to just get through—you want to enjoy it as much as possible! Although men are usually worried about their penis being too small, more women actually inquire about how to enjoy a larger-than-average member. Thankfully, there are ways to maneuver around any penis size for a pleasurable experience, not a painful one.

Communicate

This guy doesn’t want to hurt you; he wants you to feel good during sex. Let him know that sex has been painful because he’s just so big. That way, you can work together on making things more enjoyable for the both of you (and it’ll stroke his ego a bit, too).

Prepare With Foreplay

If you already engage in foreplay before you have sex, double up on it. The more time that is spent on you and your pleasure, the more aroused you’ll be, and the more your body will be ready to brave his beautiful penis. Even if wetness isn’t your issue, adding extra lubrication to the action for more comfort never hurts.

Assume the Position

The name of your game here is shallow thrusting positions. These will prevent him from hitting your cervix, which may be what’s causing you pain. The closer your legs are to each other, the less likely he’ll go too deep, making the Coital Alignment Technique (or CAT) position an excellent choice if you’re keen on missionary. Woman-on-top is also a great position because it puts you in control of how far he enters you, how you move, and at what speed.

Sex is supposed to be fun and pleasurable for all people involved, so you should never have to brace yourself to just “take it.” Speak up, spend more time on foreplay, and work those positions. You’ll be ready to take on that magnificent member in no time.

xx,
Emily

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'The Big Bang Theory' Season 11 Episode 8 Recap: Sheldon Screws Over Leonard


The Big Bang Theory constantly tests the relationships among the central core characters, but tonight’s episode featured a fracture between Sheldon, Leonard, and Howard that felt particularly infuriating—and real.

“The Tesla Recoil” began with Leonard and Howard learning about that shocking revelation that Sheldon is still working for the military, months after the three of them were fired. As it turns out, Sheldon was hired back because he came up with an idea to modify the technology into a communications system, which Colonel Williams found interesting. Instead of looping in the rest of his squad, Sheldon mostly kept quiet, planning to reap the rewards for himself. The worst part? Not only did Sheldon, Leonard, and Howard originally develop the technology as a team, but when Leonard and Howard find out about Sheldon’s betrayal, he wasn’t even remorseful. As he said, “There is no ‘i’ in team. There’s only I’m working with the military, and you’re not.”

Sure, it’s always been in Sheldon’s DNA not to put others first, but I’ve never wanted to sit in his spot on the couch and irritate the hell out of him more. (And by the way, notice there’s been zero wedding talk in the last few episodes? If I were Amy, I’d be nowhere near wanting to walk down the aisle with this self-absorbed individual.)

I’m not the only one who feels this way, as Howard and Leonard come over armed with insults (who knew that calling someone an Edison was the equivalent of being referred to as pond scum?). They tell him he’s “a bully, a credit hog, and a self-promoter.” The whole fight would be great on a reality show called The Real Scientists of Pasadena.

Of course, Sheldon’s pissed. He tells Howard and Leonard to “take that back,” but they’re not having it. Amy isn’t either, telling Sheldon that he’s building on their work and “that’s a classic Edison move.” Sheldon classically blames his mother (anyone else feel like Big Bang is trying to insert nods to Young Sheldon each episode?), who encouraged him to have friends in the first place.

But name-calling isn’t enough for Leonard and Howard, who decide the best revenge is to develop a better, more efficient system to pitch to the military, making Sheldon’s idea obsolete. They do this by recruiting their nemesis, Kripke, who later turns the tables on them to start a project of his own with their ideas. At the end of the episode, not only is Sheldon’s project canceled, but Leonard and Howard’s as well. Amy says they all acted terribly and deserved what they got, somehow still not realizing that her season 10 boyfriend has been brainwashed or kidnapped in the form of this fella from season 11. Where’s Professor Proton when you really need him?

Meanwhile, Sheldon’s not the only one trying to screw people over this episode. Ruchi—Bernadette’s co-worker and Raj’s new fling—seemed like a welcome addition to the show, until we find out that she’s attempting to steal all of Bernadette’s work projects while she’s on bed rest for her pregnancy. Of course it’s normal for anyone to want to climb the work ladder and prove your abilities, but Ruchi basically turns into a one-note villain. She tells Raj she loves getting to handle all of Bernadette’s work projects and hopes she doesn’t come back to work too soon. This is followed up by a fist bump and an invisible twirl of a mustache. Is Ruchi really that dumb that not only would she not realize this kind of behavior will come back to bite her in the ass, but to admit such things to the best friend of the woman she’s trying to take work from?

Naturally, it’s Penny (let’s keep #JusticeForPenny going you guys!) who’s the voice of reason again this episode, and she tells Raj he can’t go on sleeping with a woman who’s trying to screw over his friend. I feel like the series finale of The Big Bang Theory will end up being one big dream of Penny’s, who’s really a world-respected psychologist.

Anyway, Ruchi ends up dumping Raj, who tells Bernadette what her co-worker was up to. Bernadette scares the hell out of Raj (and me, tbh) by channeling her inner Miranda Priestly and quietly insisting that she’s going to kill Ruchi. Raj then calls out Bernadette and accuses her of probably doing the same thing if she were in that situation. Bernadette says she would never undermine a co-worker, but Raj counters her argument with an example of the time she falsely told this guy it was bring your cat to work day, except the guy didn’t know their boss was allergic to cats. “You should take a long, hard look in the mirror,” Raj says, before noting that Bernadette is a hypocrite.

The episode ends with a few light-hearted jokes to wrap up both stories as best as one can. I mean, the entire gang should be thanking their lucky stars that they have friends at all at this point. And while everyone can relate to wanting to succeed professionally, the often forgotten advice is that doing so at the expense of others will never work. If this were real life, you’d definitely lose your friends—and your reputation—with it.



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'The Big Bang Theory' Season 11 Episode 7 Recap: Penny Shuts Down Sheldon's Slut Shaming Comment


A quick recap of tonight’s Big Bang Theory episode would go something like this: Sheldon and Bert collaborated on a Geology project, but Sheldon didn’t want anyone to know; Raj went on a date with Bernadette’s co-worker, Ruchi, and later hooked up with her; and, sadly, Amy and Bernadette didn’t have much to do.

But perhaps the best—and potentially most over-looked—part of “The Geology Methodology” was the continuation of #JusticeforPenny (that’s right, Stranger Things 2 isn’t the only show that gets the justice hashtag).

Last week, Penny got revenge for years of blonde dumb jokes by effortlessly taking care of baby Halley, resulting in Halley saying her first word—”mama”—to Penny. The week before, Penny pulled off the near impossible by learning how to expertly handle an immature Sheldon.

And tonight, Penny continued her ascent as the season’s best character by masterfully putting Sheldon in his place after he attempted to slut-shame her. It all started with Sheldon coming to Penny for work advice, saying he’ll ruin his reputation if anyone finds out he’s working on a Geology project. Penny gives her opinion, but Sheldon can’t make up his mind whether or not to take it, which prompts the following exchange:

Penny: This is about science. Why’d you come to me?

Sheldon: Because it’s also about reputation. And somehow, you managed to hold your head high despite your checkered past.

Penny: Checkered past?

Sheldon: It’s a figure of speech referring to how sexually promiscuous you were.

Penny: Really?! Well I’ve got a figure of speech about how sexually promiscuous you can go be with yourself.

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Sheldon being Sheldon, he had no idea what that was in reference to. For the rest of us, it was a great response to a ridiculous remark. For one, having casual—and hopefully safe—sex is nothing to be ashamed about. And two, it’s none of Sheldon’s business what Penny does in private. What’s even more ironic is that at the same time Sheldon is slut-shaming Penny, in another scene Bernadette and Howard are pushing Raj to have casual sex with Ruchi. Once again, the narrative is that it’s OK for a guy to have casual sex—but, according to Sheldon, a woman has a “checkered past” if she conducts her life in the same manner. SMH.

Later in the episode, Raj pays a visit to Penny’s therapy corner kitchen (I mean, she should start charging a fee at this point) and asks for advice with Ruchi. When Raj tries to convince Penny that he can handle a casual relationship, and Penny serves up the honest truth in the form of facial expressions and jumbled laughs, Raj wants to know why she keeps “doing that with your face?” Her response: “Because you keep saying stupid things with yours!”

Clearly, Penny is not here for anyone’s stupidity. The only crime is that her role in this episode was to service Raj and Sheldon’s story, and not her own. Hopefully, we’ll see more #JusticeForPenny as this season of The Big Bang Theory continues.



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November 2017 Elections Bring Democrats Big Wins


Across the country yesterday, millions of Americans voted in local elections. Some, like the gubernatorial race in Virginia, had garnered major national coverage. But most had not. I felt a little left out of the mix as there were none here in my hometown of Indianapolis, where I’d recently relocated from New York City.

I have loved voting in every election since I turned 18 and have tried to be a pretty involved citizen most of the time. At the very least, I make sure I’m well-informed on the issue. I canvassed for Barack Obama in 2008 and 2012. And 2016 basically broke me, like so many others.

I was not some reluctant supporter of Hillary Clinton’s as a reaction to the horrors of Donald Trump. I truly loved and believed in my candidate. I used my social platforms to push out her message and spent countless hours calling voters in swing states. When she lost, a wave of grief rocked me in a way I hadn’t experienced since the sudden loss of my mom in 2014.

Over the course of this year, I’ve cried a lot and raged even more. I’m usually an avid reader, but I can barely get through a book. Even my move back to the Midwest was not unrelated. I wanted to be on the ground to help support candidates and organizations, like Planned Parenthood, that reflect my values…in a state (though not city, thanks Indy!) that is almost always red.

So it was with great trepidation that I tuned in to the election results last night as I’m pretty sure 2016 left many of us with some kind of electoral PTSD. No, we weren’t electing a president and these were not the all-important 2018 midterms. But these races might give us a clue about what we’re facing when they arrive.

The numbers looked good for Democrat Ralph Northam in Virginia who was up against Ed Gillespie, a candidate in the mold of Trump who used race-baiting and confederate statues as major campaign talking points. Then they started looking even better, ending with the largest margin of victory by a VA Democrat for governor since 1985. Dems also took the governorship in New Jersey and won countless local seats in many states. A trans woman—Danica Roem—took down the man who wrote Virginia’s horrible bathroom bill. Maine voted for Medicaid expansion. New Jersey elected its first-ever female African-American lieutenant governor, Sheila Oliver. Elizabeth Guzman and Haya Ayala became the first two Latina delegates in Virginia’s House of Delegates, defeating Republican incumbents. The list goes on and on.

What was this feeling coming over me? It was wonderful, yet strange. Oh right, that’s hope. Hi hope—I missed you so much! I was seriously fired up.

So were a lot of other people. For one brief moment, Twitter wasn’t a total garbage fire.

I cried again last night, but for different reasons.

I cried with joy for all the women who took Hillary’s defeat as a call to run for office…and won. I cried for all the people in Maine who will now have access to healthcare. I cried with gratitude that women, especially women of color, showed up to vote and made their voices heard loud and clear. I cried because the light at the end of the tunnel got brighter and brighter as the night wore on, just the opposite of what happened one year ago.

Make no mistake, I realize there is much work to be done and further change will not come if we get complacent. I don’t know about you, but I’m more motivated than ever. And for once it’s coming from a place of hope, not fear.





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'The Big Bang Theory' Season 11 Episode 6 Recap: Finally, Justice for Penny


Tonight’s episode of The Big Bang Theory got off to a rather odd and uncomfortable start: Howard went in for a vasectomy, Sheldon unintentionally referred to wanting to “touch as many children as possible” as the host of a kid’s science show, and Amy was shot down (by Sheldon, ugh) for suggesting the new search for Professor Proton be a female candidate. Yeah, things weren’t off to the greatest of starts in “The Proton Regeneration.” But, as with most classic episodes of The Big Bang Theory, the best moments happen when the characters are faced with real-life issues that challenge the very essence of who they are. It’s not always the most emotional or ground-breaking scenes, but the most truthful.

In tonight’s episode, Howard spent the bulk of it recovering from his surgery. Meanwhile, Bernadette—who was told she was pushing herself too much at her 16-week checkup—was put on bed rest. Ever since Bernadette’s first pregnancy was announced, I’ve been holding out hope for a Sheldon/Halley babysitting scene, but the show actually gave us one better: Penny as the caretaker.

This new development happened by chance: Penny stops by the Wolowitz household to check in on Bernadette and Howard, thinking Raj is already there taking care of baby Halley. But he had to go to work, so Bernadette and Howard are left to do what they can—which isn’t much. When Halley starts crying, Penny offers to go in and check on her, but in what’s possibly the biggest insult since, well, Sheldon’s comments minutes earlier, Bernadette and Howard suggest Stuart might be a better option than Penny.

Now, I get that this is a sitcom, but the fact that this show still plays into the dumb-blonde stereotype with Penny is 10 seasons too late. As we saw last week, if she can handle and manipulate Sheldon, she’s probably the wisest one of the whole group. She’s also not the same character we first met in 2007. She’s a successful pharmaceutical rep, happily married, and an amazing friend to everyone else in their time of need.

When Penny questions why Bernadette and Howard don’t trust her, they hem and haw until Bernadette says, “It’s not that we don’t trust you…you’re just not much of a baby person.” Um, Bernadette wasn’t much of a baby person until she had one of her own either. Sure, Penny might joke that she gave Halley some of her bourbon or that she’ll light some incense if Halley poops, but having the entire gang send Amy over to check in on Penny’s care-taking skills was complete overkill. (I’ll admit, though, that the scene was pretty funny, as with anytime the ladies are together.)

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That’s why what happened at the end of the episode was pure gold: Bernadette and Howard ring the bell to summon Penny, and she chastises them for sending over a spy (Amy) to check in on her. They don’t do a very good job convincing Penny they didn’t mean it negatively, so when Penny leaves the room to check in on a crying Halley, Bernadette feels bad for how she’s treated her friend. Seconds later, Bernadette and Howard feel even more guilty when they overhear Penny on the monitor telling Halley that she’ll never let anything happen to her because she loves her so much. With that, Halley utters her very first word, and it’s directed at Penny: “Mama.”

“You hear that suckers? She called me mama!'” Penny gloats. While it may not undo years of outdated stereotypes and assumptions thrown at Penny, it was definitely a start. Justice for Penny! Keep it coming.

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