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Chrissy Teigen's Dad Gave John Legend the Most Awkward Christmas Present


Just when we think we’d do anything not to see another six-pack of socks under the tree from our parents—for us or for our S.O.—Chrissy Teigen comes through with the world’s most awkward Christmas present story that, frankly, makes us want to curl up with the socks and jot off a grateful thank-you note.

Chrissy, husband John Legend, and little Luna have all been hanging out in a very picturesque part of the desert, but apparently that didn’t stop Santa from making his delivery on time. Chrissy took to Twitter on Tuesday to show off a present that Teigen’s dad had gifted John.

On second thought, maybe “show off” isn’t the right word: Given the nature of the gift, we’re pretty sure John might be keeping this one in the back of the sock drawer. (Or not; we’re not the type to judge here!)

“Thank u dad,” Chrissy captioned the post. Ready for the surprise?

Yep, it appears to be a (very warm) knit sock for um, a penis and balls. That’s a lot to handle from a father-in-law, but it appears commenters are finding it pretty hilarious. Alternative marketing lines were suggested, along with a very improbable, but nonetheless impressive, success story. Yes, there are lots of funny penis-related comments coming up; please excuse us as we revert to our teenage selves.

“Instead of ‘heater for your peter’ it should say ‘when your willy’s feelin’ chilly,'” one clever commenter suggested.

One spoke some truth: “Your dad is a very thoughtful man.”

Another threw Chrissy’s infamous GIF into the mix:

A different user pointed to practicalities: “Realistically though, what does one get the couple that has 25 bottles of A1 Sauce?”

And then this gem:

“Omg I got this 5 years ago for my boyfriend for Christmas ??? Now he’s my fiancé so I guess he think I’m kind of funny lol,” wrote one user. Easier to make than Engagement Chicken, we suppose. And, um, considerate?

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The Latest Installment of President Trump and Melania's Awkward Body Language Is Here, and Twitter Is Cringing


Michelle and President Barack Obama gave us plenty of public displays of affection that made our hearts burst during their eight-year tenure in the White House. Fast forward to September 2017: nine months in to President Trump‘s administration, he and First Lady Melania have given us some very different body language: namely, recurring bouts of awkwardness.

There was the dance to Sinatra’s “My Way” at the president’s inauguration, where Melania “retracted” her head from her husband. A few months later, in May, there were two separate hand-swats by Melania as the two country-hopped on a whirlwind overseas tour: one in Israel as the couple walked the tarmac at Ben Gurion International Airport and another in Rome. (After he was denied the hand-hold, he put his hand on Melania’s butt instead.) Suffice it to say the First Couple doesn’t seem especially cozy.

Now there’s one more awkward hand-holding incident to add to the history books. And yes, Twitter is cringing.

At a dual appearance at Joint Base Andrews in Maryland on Friday, Melania introduced Trump to the stage to make a few remarks. But as he took the podium, instead of greeting Melania in the traditional sense—say, a kiss on the cheek—the pair took part in a very cold, uncomfortable handshake before what looks like Trump shooing her offstage.

The moment was captured in a video Irish journalist Catriona Perry posted to Twitter on Saturday. As a private citizen, my first thought as I watched is that at least they’re not publicly batting away physical contact anymore (that’s worth noting, right?).

As with anything Trump does, Twitter users made their thoughts on the awkward encounter known. Watch the video for yourself below—and then scroll down for some of Twitterer’s reactions to the moment.

Chrissy Teigen, naturally, had something to say, as did a few of her followers:

A few questioned if that is simply the done thing in the frigid upper echelons of society:

Others really noticed the shooing bit:

Some echoed earlier hashtags of #FreeMelania and #SadMelania:

Others recreated the moment, to stunning effect:

RELATED: Awkward: Watch Melania Trump Swat Away Donald’s Hand When He Tried to Hold It



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