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Britney Spears and Colin Farrell Went to a Premiere Together 15 Years Ago Today, FYI


Very few moments in our culture actually achieve transcendence. When Neil Armstrong walked on the moon in 1969, for example, the world stopped. As it did when Amelia Earhart became the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic. And when Barack Obama became the first Black president of the United States. These were watershed events: moments that changed the course of history, and life, as we know it. They’re documented in academic journals and books. Teenagers learn about them in high school—as they should, because it’s important for them to know who fought for their lives.

But there are two freedom fighters the history books are omitting: Britney Spears and Colin Farrell, who, on one night 15 years ago, did something so radical—so extreme—that American life changed for the better. They attended the premiere of the greatest film of our time, The Recruit.

It happened on January 28, 2003 at the Cinerama Dome in Los Angeles. On that sacred ground, Spears and Farrell singlehandedly replenished American culture, which had been left barren by From Justin to Kelly and George W. Bush.

Their charity was silent but mighty. The maybe-couple didn’t really say anything on their red-carpet pilgrimage: Instead, they just smiled, stuck out their tongues, and later feverishly made out. That was enough to water the nation’s crops and reenergize the stock market, though. The Recruit went on to gross over $100 million at the box office, too, ensuring that white, straight men—the most underrepresented demographic in film, by far—could keep working in Hollywood. Britney Spears and Colin Farrell’s benevolent caresses did all of that.

The reason behind Farrell and Spears’ one-night mission trip is unknown. It’s unclear how they met or if they even officially dated. Either way, it just took this one moment for Americans to see light at the end of the tunnel.

Thankfully, photographers were on site to capture this groundbreaking exchange. Below, a few pics:

Here, Spears takes a brief break from spreading the peace and enjoys a massage from Farrell.

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See Farrell’s bruised knuckles? Battle scars from the fight for justice.

Los Angeles Premiere of "The Recruit"

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Frankly, it’s incredible that we even have this footage.

Los Angeles Premiere of "The Recruit"

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I shudder to think what our country would look like had this night not happened. We should all be eternally grateful.

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Bella Thorne Wore a Suit Covered in Porn to the 'Babysitter' Premiere


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Bella Thorne has a history of bold fashion choices that are also slightly confusing. Case in point: The time she got a tiny tattoo that said “93,” which everyone thought was her birth year until we realized she was actually born in 1997. (Never mind the fact that people born in 1997 are 20 now, which makes me want to go back to bedazzling my Life Alert necklace.) And then there was the time she wore a fishnet catsuit with pasties underneath (and then awesomely told any haters to, kindly, show themselves out). And we could never forget when she wore a necklace that everyone thought said “Allah” before she clarified that it actually said “Slut.” She’s a free spirit who really, truly does not care what anyone thinks of her.

But the look she wore to the L.A. premiere of her new Netflix movie The Babysitter on Wednesday might be the most subtly vexing look we’ve seen yet. At first glance, it appears she’s just rocking a bold suit with arm slits and a newspaper print. Of course, she looks awesome in it—edgy with the braless look but still polished, with hints of red silk lining that add a dash of punk attitude. But that’s not the most remarkable part of this outfit.

Take a closer look at what’s printed on said suit:

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Closer than that…

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Closer…

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That’s right: The suit’s print is made of old-school porn clips. “Massive Tits,” reads her lapel. “Whores!” shrieks her shoulder. “Nasty & Horny Sluts,” a spot by her ribs whispers demurely. It’s very Vivienne Westwood, but porn? Or, like, porn, but make it fashion? Either way, she’s somehow made repeated use of the phrase “Free Sex” not look like smut.

So could the X-rated, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it detail be a sly nod to the people who’ve commented on her sexuality in the past? Could be. Plus, Bella’s no stranger to toxic slut-shaming on the internet, which she’s bravely called people out for before. It’s entirely possible this ensemble choice was a cheeky way to show that she, rightfully, plans to continue ignoring them.

But regardless of the why, let’s just take a moment to appreciate this provocative, badass move by an actress who loves to make people think. Namaste, haters.

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Jennifer Lawrence Wore a Wedding Gown to the Premiere of 'Faces Places'


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Jennifer Lawrence seems to have gone wedding-dress shopping recently. At the very least, the Mother! actress has apparently been keeping up with the latest bridal collections, as she turned up to the premiere of Faces Places wearing a look fresh from the aisle.

The L. Wells Bridal gown that J.Law wore, with its low neckline and lace flutter sleeves, would be perfect for a late-summer wedding. The actress paired it with layered necklaces, metallic nails, a pink-red lip, and messy, undone waves. Add a flower crown and a bouquet, and Lawrence could head straight from the red carpet to the alter. (If that’s what she wanted, of course.)

Naturally, this hasn’t quieted the engagement rumors floating around about Jennifer Lawrence and her current boyfriend (and Mother! director) Darren Aronofsky. At the end of last year, the actress was spotted wearing a ring on that finger, though it turned out just to be a gold-and-diamond bauble. Could the fact that Lawrence is clearly on the lookout for white dresses from the bridal department be clues that she’s actually hunting for her very own wedding dress? Too early to tell, especially since she only confirmed her relationship with Aronofsky last month.

If Lawrence is set to tie the knot IRL anytime soon, you can bet that there won’t be any bridesmaids or groomsmen. She told Vanity Fair that after serving her bridesmaid duties four times, she was done with the entire ritual and “that part of her life is over.” She even pitched an idea for a bridesmaid union (10/10 would join). When specifically asked about her own nuptials, she said she’d skip a bridal party all together. “How can I rank my friends?”

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'Outlander' Season 3 Episode 1 Premiere: New Season, Nothing to See Here (Yet)


The article centers on Season 3, Episode 1 of Outlander: “The Battle Joined.” If you’re not get caught up with the show, be warned: spoilers abound.

The first season of Outlander made us all believe this was going to be a show about hot sex on the Scottish highlands between time-traveling British nurse Claire Randall and her dashing lover (now husband), Scottish Highland warrior Jamie Fraser. But things took quite the turn when Jamie Fraser ran into the sadism of Black Jack Randall. Throughout the second season, the show’s tone was much darker; there was much more at stake than the tension of whether or not Claire would ever find her way back to her own place and time, or how much sex Claire and Jamie would have. Instead, we were concerned with matters of fate, history, and fortune. We were innocent in the first season, and then we were not. All the while, the show grew wildly in popularity because of the melodrama, the men in kilts, the intricate plots, the historical imagination, the exceptional production values—but mostly the sex, because for once, we have a show where men’s bodies are as gratuitously displayed as women’s bodies and it feels celebratory, not exploitative.

When we last saw the Frasers in Season 2, they were exiles from Scotland and living in Paris. Claire’s costumes were exquisite, as were her devious plans to both support and upend the Jacobite rebellion so she and Jamie might preserve the Highland way of life. This was always the crux of the show—Claire knows how things turn out for nearly everyone she encounters in the 18th century and as such, she is in the position of trying to protect those she cares for most from a history she likely cannot change.

Throughout the second season, we see Claire and Jamie trying to reconnect after Jamie’s trauma. The couple fights to hold together when their daughter is stillborn and they face enemies new and old. And then, they travel back to Scotland, still both leading the rebellion and trying to undermine it. Alas, their efforts are for naught. As the finale ends, the Battle of Culloden is nigh. Claire returns, through the stones, to the 1940s and her exceedingly dull husband Frank so she and Jamie’s child might live.

It has been more than a year since the second season of Outlander ended—so long, in fact, that the show’s more passionate fans refer to this time as “Droughtlander.” And what a drought it has been—no Claire, no Jamie, no bagpipes to soothe us.

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Jamie faces Black Jack Randall at the Battle of Culloden.

From the outset of the Season 3 premiere, know that not much happens nor does this episode pick up where the Season 2 finale left us—with Claire visiting Scotland in 1968 with her daughter Brianna, discovering that Jamie did, indeed, survive the Battle of Culloden, and vowing that she would go back to 18th-century Scotland. In other words, the drought may be over but our lips are still parched. The show knows what we want and they are going to make us wait for it, though I have no sense of how long that wait might be.

The first episode of Season 3 opens in the aftermath of the Battle of Culloden. Across the moor, we see dead bodies, mostly Highlanders. Redcoats wander amongst the bodies, occasionally stabbing at men who are still alive with their bayonets because nothing says “honor” like attacking helpless men. Slowly, the camera pans to Jamie, amidst all those dead bodies, fairly close to death himself with a Redcoat lying on top of him. Suffice it to say, Jamie has looked better. The only satisfying glimpse we get throughout the episode of his impeccable body is of his exceedingly well-defined pectoral muscles. That’s it. The struggle is so very real.

As he lies there, gaunt and gasping, Jamie recalls the actual battle of Culloden. The Jacobites are being bombarded and Jamie implores the utterly ineffective Prince Charles Stuart to allow the men to charge so they can have a fighting chance. Then, the Jacobites charge the Redcoats and it’s blood and gore, flesh and blades clashing. The sound effects are very…vivid.

Suddenly, amidst all the fighting men, Jamie spots Black Jack Randall, and it’s on like Donkey Kong. The men run at each other and a battle within the battle ensues, like a war version of Inception. Black Jack injures Jamie with his sword, but in the end, Jamie is victorious. The Redcoat lying atop Jamie on the battlefield is, in fact, the corpse of Black Jack Randall. It’s kind of a disappointment that Black Jack’s death—something most of us have been wanting to see for two seasons—is relatively anticlimactic, but at least we have the relief of knowing he won’t smarm about the world with his sadistic impulses.

As Jamie lies among the dead, it begins to snow, and he hallucinates that Claire is walking toward him. He keeps moaning pathetically—and let it be known, this is pretty much all he does for the entirety of the episode. “Are you alive, Jamie?” Claire asks, and before he can answer, he realizes it is actually Rupert, his clansman, speaking to him and saving his life.

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Claire and boring Frank scout a new apartment.

And then, we are in 1940s Boston. Claire and Frank Randall are looking at a new house where they might make a home. Frank is as charmless as ever as he waxes on about all the meals Claire will prepare for him in their new kitchen. It’s like, Shut up Frank. She barely tolerates you, let alone has any interest in feeding you. Months later, Claire is struggling to light the gas stove. She is heavily pregnant and in none too good a mood. She sits, defeated, on the couch, staring into the fireplace…and has an idea! Before long, she has found firewood and is cooking Frank’s dinner in the fireplace, as one does. She has also met a neighbor, Millie Nelson, who chats with Claire as she prepares dinner. Millie simply cannot believe Claire is trying a new way of cooking without knowing if Frank likes it or not. Imagine, not centering your life and choices around your husband’s desires! What madness. Throughout their conversation, we are reminded just how regressive gender roles were at the mid-century. If ever there was an argument for day drinking, this window into life as a 1940s housewife makes it. And it only gets worse.

The Randalls attend a party where Claire meets Frank’s boss—a man who is, like most of the men we’ll see in Boston, total trash. During a conversation about politics, Claire dares to offer an opinion about the upcoming election between Truman and Dewey, and the boss snarks, “Professor Randall, you’re going to have to pay closer attention to your wife’s reading habits.” A profoundly sexist conversation follows where the boss makes it clear that he has nothing but contempt for women, and Claire makes it clear that she has nothing but contempt for her husband’s boss. She seems downright miserable—trying to be a good wife, yearning for Jamie, and having to deal with the patriarchy.

Over breakfast some time later, the cracks in the Randall marriage really begin to show. Claire tells Frank she wants to apply for American citizenship, and when Frank tries to touch Claire’s belly, she flinches. They argue, and Frank wants to know when Claire is going to stop freezing him out. When he snaps, “I’m not the one who’s been fucking other people,” Claire throws an ashtray at Frank’s boring head, and he escapes to work. Before he leaves, he asks Claire to go or stay, so long as she does what she really wants to do. He doesn’t mean that, of course, and that’s what’s so terrible about Frank. He pretends to be the good guy, the understanding guy, but really he’s just passive aggressive and resentful.

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The cracks in the Randall marriage are really starting to show.

Back in Scotland, Jamie, Rupert, and other Jacobites take shelter in a nearby barn. Jamie remains close to death. Things are grim. The Redcoats find the Jacobites and one Lord Melton gives them an hour to prepare for execution. As is the British way, the executions are very well mannered. The men give their names to a clerk, and then are brought outside, propped up against a pole, and shot. Jamie continues dying and looking deathly. Before it’s his turn to be executed, Rupert comes as close to forgiving Jamie for murdering Dougal as he can, and then goes to meet his fate with his characteristic sass.

When it’s finally Jamie’s turn to meet the executioner, Lord Melton is presented with quite a dilemma. Turns out, Melton’s brother is John William Gray, a man whose life Jamie spared. In return, Gray promised Jamie that he owed him a debt of honor. He decides to spare Jamie’s life, sending Jamie to Lollybroch to reunite with his family. Jamie Fraser is both the luckiest and unluckiest man in Scotland.

Back in Boston, Claire goes into labor. In the hospital, she is ignored and condescended to by the obstetrician, who asks Frank how far apart Claire’s contractions are—even though Claire is the one who knows, what with it being her body and all. In the delivery room, she is alone with the medical team and despite her protests, they sedate her, saying, “When you wake up, you’ll be a mother.” If there’s a moral to this story, it’s that it has generally sucked to be a woman at every single point in history.

When Claire comes to, she is frantic, wanting to know if her baby is dead or alive. And then Frank appears, holding her daughter. Frank and Claire come to an understanding of sorts, vowing to make this a fresh start—as if that’s even possible when we know how incredible the sex between Claire and Jamie was. As the new parents fawn over the baby, the nurse asks, “Where’d she get the red hair?” It’s as awkward a moment as you might imagine and also the ending to a really underwhelming episode.

Given what we know from the Season 2 finale, Claire is going to make her way back to Jamie, but the third season premiere offers no hint as to how or when that is going to happen. Jamie is back at Lollybroch; Claire is stuck with boring Frank. I still haven’t read the books so I have no idea what’s going to happen next, but stay tuned for next week where hopefully, Jamie will be more naked and also more alive.

Roxane Gay is the author of Bad Feminist, Difficult Women, and most recently, Hunger. She is also the author of World of Wakanda for Marvel and a contributing opinion writer for The New York Times.

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