ABC dropped the first full-length teaser for The Bachelorette on Tuesday, May 7. All your standard high jinks are present: One man jumps over a fence to meet Hannah on night one (a not-so-subtle jab at Colton Underwood). Another pops out of a cardboard box and says, “This package isn’t complete without you, Hannah!” A third guy plays the guitar for her. It’s all very extra in the best way possible.
And the drama is more intense than ever. At one point Hannah yells at all the guys for not trying to get to know her. “None of you know anything about me,” she tells them during one episode. “And what makes me, me. And things that I have gone through. No one’s even asked, because all we do is talk about stupid shit. Figure it out, or I don’t want to do this.”
Later on she straight up says, “My trust has been completely broken, so I’m for sure gonna do what I want to do.” Yes, ma’am! Put these overgrown frat boys in their place!
I can already spot the two problem dudes from this trailer, as well. There’s Luke, who at one point is called an “evil pathological liar” and a “psychopath.” Also, Cam is getting on my nerves because he actually says in his interview, “I always say A-B-C: ‘Always Be Cam.'” I didn’t ask for a spelling lesson, sir!
“I want my life to be [exciting] regardless of whether a man is in it or not,” Brown told Glamour after ABC announced she was the new Bachelorette. “I want to see more of the world and, through that, find out more about myself.”
Her journey begins Monday, May 13, at 8:00 P.M. ET on ABC.