Chrissy Teigen's Dad Gave John Legend the Most Awkward Christmas Present
Just when we think we’d do anything not to see another six-pack of socks under the tree from our parents—for us or for our S.O.—Chrissy Teigen comes through with the world’s most awkward Christmas present story that, frankly, makes us want to curl up with the socks and jot off a grateful thank-you note.
Chrissy, husband John Legend, and little Luna have all been hanging out in a very picturesque part of the desert, but apparently that didn’t stop Santa from making his delivery on time. Chrissy took to Twitter on Tuesday to show off a present that Teigen’s dad had gifted John.
On second thought, maybe “show off” isn’t the right word: Given the nature of the gift, we’re pretty sure John might be keeping this one in the back of the sock drawer. (Or not; we’re not the type to judge here!)
“Thank u dad,” Chrissy captioned the post. Ready for the surprise?
Yep, it appears to be a (very warm) knit sock for um, a penis and balls. That’s a lot to handle from a father-in-law, but it appears commenters are finding it pretty hilarious. Alternative marketing lines were suggested, along with a very improbable, but nonetheless impressive, success story. Yes, there are lots of funny penis-related comments coming up; please excuse us as we revert to our teenage selves.
“Instead of ‘heater for your peter’ it should say ‘when your willy’s feelin’ chilly,'” one clever commenter suggested.
One spoke some truth: “Your dad is a very thoughtful man.”
Another threw Chrissy’s infamous GIF into the mix:
A different user pointed to practicalities: “Realistically though, what does one get the couple that has 25 bottles of A1 Sauce?”
https://twitter.com/MiddleofNoWear0/status/945785513117671424
And then this gem:
“Omg I got this 5 years ago for my boyfriend for Christmas ??? Now he’s my fiancé so I guess he think I’m kind of funny lol,” wrote one user. Easier to make than Engagement Chicken, we suppose. And, um, considerate?
https://twitter.com/_SamanthaRose_/status/945707034565054464
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