Caution: Spoilers for The Bachelorette ahead. Last week, Hannah decided to give a rose to Luke—a man who whines, “I’m giving you the best I have!” while showing the worst side of himself—for reasons still unclear to the rest of Bachelor Nation. If her decision annoyed you, I have bad news: She does it again…
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Hannah complains to Chris that the Luke drama is taking up her time, and it’s hurting every relationship. Chris’ take: The guys are crazy about her, and they’re jealous of the attention she gives Luke. Wow, that’s…missing the point. My take: If you dump Luke, we wouldn’t have to talk so much about Luke. Anyway,…
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Hannah knows she doesn’t have to keep Luke P. around, right? He’s the main source of drama right now, sure, but I think the other guys would step up and fill that void if he went home. And as far as I can tell, Hannah doesn’t even like Luke P. She actually says, to his…
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It’s been a few days since I first watched Miley Cyrus‘ episode of Black Mirror, but my mind is still spinning. The story is simultaneously fresh and familiar: We’re introduced to a pop star named Ashley O. (Cyrus), whose songs are as bright and whimsical as her neon-purple wig. But underneath the smiley press appearances…
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This season of The Bachelorette is moving along quick, isn’t it? It feels like we just left the Box King, and now we’re already at the first group trip? Time flies when you’re having fun staring into Tyler C.’s eyes. The guys find out they’re going to—drumroll, please—Newport, Rhode Island, and they react as if…
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The next morning Connor S. learns that his big one-on-one date with Hannah is canceled because she’s not feeling well—instead, they’re just going to hang out in her hotel suite while she recovers. He sweetly buys flowers, a card, and chicken noodle soup on the way. The date goes well, all things considered, but Hannah…
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