With This Warming Vibrator, Winter Won't Be the Only Thing Coming
To say that I love this warming vibrator would not paint the full picture. After it made me orgasm, I wanted to snuggle up to the Doc Johnson iVibe Select iWand and slip into a beautiful slumber. Had this take on the wand vibrator finally made me understand why some people fall in love with inanimate objects? Let’s just say, I get it now.
The iWand is like a heating pad—it’s warm and instantly comforting—except it will also get you off. There are seven vibrating speeds to try, and it’s made of body-safe silicone. Its full title—the Doc Johnson iVibe iWand—is a lengthy name to type. Since I am catching feelings for this vibrator, I’m going to henceforth refer to it as my dragon, because winter is coming and so am I. (Tip: If you’re also a Game of Thrones fan but you want to associate a human with your new inanimate lover rather than a reptilian mythical creature, you could just call this sex toy “Jon” for Jon Snow, or “Dany” for Daenerys Targaryen, based upon your mood and preference.)
My dragon is pink, but this toy is also available in purple and black. It’s technically a wand vibrator, like the famed Magic Wand, the so-called “Cadillac of Vibrators.” For many, the drawback to the Magic Wand is that it’s giant, loud, and intimidating—and a bit clinical in its appearance by design. Of course, the fact that it’s not exactly vibrator-y looking—coupled with the powerful orgasms it delivers some people—could also be why it’s so popular.
But for those interested in an equally orgasmic and yet far cuter wand vibrator, the iWand is a worthwhile investment. At $122, it costs about as much as one therapy session after yet another Tinder date lets you know that, by the way, he’s not looking for anything too serious. Fortunately, neither am I: I’m already in love with a pink robot. Unlike humans, the iWand doesn’t switch rapidly from hot to cold, but slowly heats up as your orgasm builds.
If you’re in a relationship, regardless of the gender of your partner, you should absolutely give the iWand a try. Vibrators make penetrative sex better because you can place one on your clitoris to get off more easily. Wand vibrators work especially well for this, but they can be large and clunky, and some older varieties need to be plugged into the wall. Not the iWand. My dragon recharges simply, through a USB cord plugged into my computer. Be prepared: You may have to open up your partnership to a triad to make room for this sex toy.
I’m single, but with my dragon to get me off and my girlfriends there for emotional support, I basically have all my sexual and emotional needs met this cuffing season—and I don’t even have to meet anyone’s family over the holidays. I believe that this sex toy can change the way we date. From now on, if I’m going to let you into my bed, you better have a wonderful personality and be at least as impressive as this vibrator.
The Doc Johnson iVibe Select iWand, $122, is available here.
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