Probably my belly button. I’m not gonna lie—you don’t go and send pictures of your belly button to people. Today happens to not be a good belly button day. But it’s a good belly button, and it’s sort of like a mood ring for me. It tells me when we’re having a good day or a bad day. It’s a very beautiful thing on my body.
What is the weirdest thing you do in your alone time?
I have a theater in my house, and I just bought smoke machines and lasers and turned it into a club. One of my favorite things to do is send dramatic videos to my friends late at night, with the smoke machines and lasers going off, where it’s just me alone, singing Frozen. I’m a one man party, that’s for sure.
Have you ever ghosted someone?
Not on purpose. I’m just a really bad texter. Anyone who has known me for an extended amount of time knows that I mean well, I’m just really not going to text.
Screw, marry, kill: Weed, pizza, a cocktail?
I would kill weed, marry the cocktail, and fuck the pizza.
Do you have a hangover cure?
A little tequila sunrise in a sauna. It’s probably the opposite of what you’re supposed to be doing—it’s actually a really bad idea—but it works for me. It sort of numbs you to all the bad things you’re doing to your body, but I should look into it some more…
You stop by a convenience store on your way to a party. What are you buying to bring?
Water balloons and Perrier because I’m vindictive, but I’m also a classy bitch. The Perrier goes into the water balloons. Obviously, I’m a tap water guy when it comes to water balloons, but as you grow up and get more sophisticated, you Perrier your water balloons. It’s a pinky-up type of water balloon.
What’s been your favorite on-camera love scene?
In the first episode of Scream Queens, I shot a sex scene with Jamie Lee Curtis. So if you ever see me zoning out in the middle of a conversation, that’s usually what I’m thinking about.
Who was your first crush?
If Jamie Lee Curtis reads Glamour, this might freak her out. But…JLC.
You’re alone in bed, about to fall asleep: What are you thinking about?
Do we know if Jamie Lee Curtis reads Glamour?