Sadly, that’s where the positive moments of the episode end because the final two dates are with Jed and Luke. Jed goes first, but he and Hannah spend most of their time talking about Luke. If you’re this close to finding your future husband, he asks, why keep someone you’re uncertain about around? She stumbles…
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Speaking of other relationships, Hannah travels to Jupiter, Florida for her hometown date with Tyler. And he’s planned a great day: rubbing sunscreen all over his abs. OK, fine, that’s just the start; though I doubt Hannah would complain if the day began and ended there. The date only goes uphill from there: Hannah gets…
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Sorry to partially spoil tonight’s episode of The Bachelorette in the headline, but I think you all knew Mike wasn’t endgame for Hannah. He should have been, though, considering three out of the four remaining guys have some sort of controversy following them. Don’t let us down, Tyler—you’re all we have left! What else can…
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Caution: Spoilers for The Bachelorette ahead. Last week, Hannah decided to give a rose to Luke—a man who whines, “I’m giving you the best I have!” while showing the worst side of himself—for reasons still unclear to the rest of Bachelor Nation. If her decision annoyed you, I have bad news: She does it again…
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Hannah complains to Chris that the Luke drama is taking up her time, and it’s hurting every relationship. Chris’ take: The guys are crazy about her, and they’re jealous of the attention she gives Luke. Wow, that’s…missing the point. My take: If you dump Luke, we wouldn’t have to talk so much about Luke. Anyway,…
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Hannah knows she doesn’t have to keep Luke P. around, right? He’s the main source of drama right now, sure, but I think the other guys would step up and fill that void if he went home. And as far as I can tell, Hannah doesn’t even like Luke P. She actually says, to his…
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