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Meghan Markle Has Landed the Biggest Blow to the British Since George Washington


Earlier this week, Meghan Markle and her husband, Prince Harry, dealt the greatest blow to the British crown since George Washington. In fact, she has may have implemented an even better plan of attack than he did. Washington lost more battles than he won, costing Americans a great deal of time, money, and lives—and he waged his war of Independence on American soil. Meghan launched her surprise attack on British rule abroad without a single loss of life.

Frankly, I’m impressed, and I suspect Washington would be, too. He loved an inside job. As I learned writing my Washington biography, You Never Forget Your First, he made up for his losses on the battlefield by embracing espionage and winning in the court of public opinion.

It was frustrating to see the connection go unnoticed in the hours after the announcement, when those in search of historical echoes focused on Prince Harry and his great-great-uncle Edward VIII, who famously abdicated the throne in order to marry Wallis Simpson, another American divorcée. But those throne watchers would do well to remember that Harry now ranks sixth in the line of succession—much farther from the seat of power than Edward was. Plus, the royal family rejected Simpson in 1936. Some of them seem to have since learned their lesson, publicly embracing Meghan in 2017. Prince Harry might have been just another royal stifled under the weight of his family’s expectations. But Meghan? She’s a revolutionary for the modern age.

A mixed-race American actress, Meghan was an unlikely candidate to instigate this unprecedented break with the royal family, just as Washington was once a reluctant rebel. At first, both tried hard to make it work with the royal family under rather unfavorable conditions, hoping their loyalty and obedience would lead to greater compromise and parity.

The Duchess embraced her new country, and met many of its expectations. Meghan—who majored in theater and international relations at Northwestern—gave up her career, had a publicly televised wedding, and paraded her newborn baby in front of cameras when she probably wished she was still in her bathrobe. Perhaps in exchange she thought she could make a few stipulations of her own. But the Crown doesn’t bargain, and neither does the British press. They demand. “I never thought it would be easy,” Meghan said in the documentary Harry & Meghan: An African Journey, but I thought it would be fair.”

Back in the 1700s, so did Washington. As a young man raised in colonial Virginia, he fought for the British military and became their most famous colonist, but that didn’t mean he was paid as much as the British-born soldiers or given the same rank. And yet, he kept at it, believing that his superiors would surely see the error of their ways and recognize that colonists didn’t deserve to be second-class subjects. It never happened. Eventually, a case of dysentery took him to Alexandria, Virginia, and a great match was made; Washington traded in the military for a rich bride and tried to live a relatively quiet life, but the British continued to thwart him at every turn. They often gave him “privileges” like elected office, land, and the ability to farm it, only to take them away. For a while, he sent “humble and dutiful letters” to the Crown, but after a couple of decades, Washington was done waiting for his pleas to be heard. He lasted a lot longer than Meghan—but he wasn’t a black woman living in Britain.

When the time came, the Crown was not prepared for the Declaration of Independence. Over two centuries later, the insubordinance came as no less of a surprise—and this time via social media. In both instances, the impulse was to get a handle on the crisis. In 1776, the Royal Navy sailed into to British New York with hundreds of ships to swiftly quell a rebellion of subjects, not to fight a war against a sovereign nation with a general of their very own. Parliament even offered Washington a pardon for his insolence, but refused to call him by his military title. In 2020, Buckingham Palace didn’t even have to cross an ocean to issue a hastily crafted, infantilizing response to Wednesday’s Instagram announcement (which tasted a little undercooked itself): “Discussions with the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are at an early stage. We understand their desire to take a different approach, but these are complicated issues that will take time to work through.”



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Blow Job Techniques Are Overrated, Says the Woman Who Wrote a Show About Them


And to me, the ways in which a blow job veers away from that imagined semen milking machine are not limitations. The closer you can make your mouth into a jerk-off device, a lubed-up flesh light, etc, what have you won? In fact, I argue that only once you’ve learned to retain and revel in whatever you perceive your specific limitations to be, there, then, you will have found your blow job voice.

Jacqueline Novak during her one-woman show Get On Your Knees.

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Cast out the swirl of concerns on technique in favor of a simple notion: that putting your face near someone’s dick is already radically sexy. It’s generous. Not in terms of providing an orgasm, but in terms of being willing to have someone stare at your face so close to their dick. Your face is the center of your dignity, your most specifically you place. It’s the big front facing fingerprint, that which will remain, past death, in a gorgeous portrait on your grandchildren’s stairwell, in a newspaper clipping about your greatest achievement, in your loved one’s locket. The willingness to put that, your site of dignity, posterity, identity, the most recognizable part of yourself, right up near someone’s silly dick! That’s so cool.

And it’s not just cool because it’s your face, but also because it’s your mind. They say “giving head,” and I never liked the term, but there’s a metaphor there I can get into the spirit of. To bring a dick right up into your skull, into the realm of your beautiful brain, your seat of memories, curiosities, notions, and dreams…there’s a kindness there. To elevate the simple, pulsating penis by bringing it so close to your sparkly, neon, neural network, nothing but a roof a mouth between the two? It’s like inviting a dog into your special study, a library of your rarest books. You’re letting someone’s wet dog roll around in the site of your most glittering wonder.

Any intersection of your face, mind, mouth with someone’s dick? It’s outrageous, and it’s enough. So if someone says, “What in the hell kinda blow job was that?” You can say, “That? That was my head on a stick.”



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How to Make Giving Blow Jobs Way More Pleasant


Hi Emily,

I have recently started seeing a new man. And I have a terrible gag reflex. Like it’s honestly terrible. I gag every single time he goes too deep, and I don’t really love the taste of semen. Between the depth and worrying about the taste, I get so tense. All I want to do is finish the job without looking like an idiot. Is it all in my head, or is there a way to fix this issue?

Emma, 22, Indiana

Hi Emma,

Let me start off by saying that being able to deep-throat is not synonymous with a great blow job. First, let him know you want to control the depth. Despite what porn might have you think, the bulk of the nerve endings are actually in the tip of the penis. Using your hands to create friction on the shaft can stimulate the parts your mouth can’t reach.

However, I totally understand why you want to be able to go deep. The good news is you can definitely train your throat and fix that pesky gag reflex. Here a few ways to get you blowing like a pro:

Get Off First:
When attempting to give a killer blow job, it’s totally natural for you to tense up, especially if all you’re worried about is how it’s going to taste at the end. Try loosening up, and have an orgasm (or two) first. Once you’ve gotten off, you’ll be much more relaxed and will really want to return the favor, considering your partner has done his job well.

Train Your Throat:
You can actually train yourself to deep throat, but it’s going to take some time to get your gag reflex under control. Start off by using a clean finger and placing it towards the back of your throat until you’re at the point that usually makes you gag. Relax your throat and breathe through your nose, holding for 10 seconds, and then pulling back.

Do this a few times, then start to go deeper—you’ll notice your gag reflex becoming less sensitive. If you have a dildo or phallic vibrator, you can start to practice with that as well as you get more comfortable. It may take awhile, but eventually, your throat will be ready for more.

Add a Little Topping:
As far as the taste of semen goes, there isn’t much that can be done about that. There are certain fruits and foods your partner can eat that have been said to make semen sweeter, but not sweet enough to not taste like, well, semen.

While this may not completely mask the taste, using some of System JO’s Gelato line can definitely help. They have flavors like hazelnut espresso and tiramisu that actually taste amazing enough to put on ice cream. Add a little dab to his member during oral sex and when he gets close to climax, add a little more. And if you have to spit on the floor, hey, no one’s judging.

With a little bit of patience, practice, and relaxed throat muscles, your sensitive gag reflex will be a thing of the past.

XX,
Emily

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How 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Is Going to Blow Up the 'Fatal Attraction' Stereotype


In most movies and TV shows when a woman is depicted as crazy, delusional, or totally obsessed with a romantic partner, she often often ends up dead, in prison, or an asylum. Why is that? Is it laziness from the writers? Do people think that’s the only way to end that kind of story?

It’s a topic that intrigued Crazy Ex-Girlfriend creators Rachel Bloom and Aline Brosh McKenna, the brains behind one of television’s most complex and interesting characters: Rebecca Bunch. At the end of Crazy Ex‘s second season, we saw Rebecca about to go off the deep end—seriously, she almost through threw herself off a cliff—when Josh abandoned her at their wedding to become a priest. Then, in the season three premiere after spending a few weeks in bed and dying her hair a few shades darker, she decided to get revenge by sending Josh cupcakes made out of poop. (Yeah, you really can’t make this stuff up.)

In the coming episodes, Rebecca will continue down this self-destructive path, even as her friends try to stop her: “We’re all here to help you take down Josh, but we’re not going to let you take down yourself at the same time,” Paula tells Rebecca. (Good try, though.) It might seem like there’s no saving Rebecca, but that’s where Bloom and Brosh McKenna want to change the conversation.

“When someone becomes romantically obsessed and it’s a woman, we have a tendency to stereotype her in a certain way,” Brosh McKenna points out. “Everyone has made one too many phone calls or sent one too many texts or driven by an apartment one too many times. We all have that in us; Rebecca just has more of that. [And unfortunately our] culture in general tends to dismiss and mock such behavior.”

“Right. They’re the monster,” Bloom adds. “It’s the reason the show is not called My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. If the show was called My, it would be just like Fatal Attraction or any other movie where the obsessed woman is the ‘other,’ right? The show is from Rebecca’s point of view, and so understanding why she is obsessed the way she is without taking the pathology out of it.”

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“If you look at Fatal Attraction or Swim Fan or Unforgettable with Katherine Heigl, they usually end up dead,” Brosh McKenna reiterates. “It’s like the power of a woman’s infatuation is so powerful that the only thing we can think of to do with her is kill her. So this season we really wanted to explore what it feels like to be her, because my feeling is we all have sort of been her.”

The hard part is getting audiences to have enough empathy for a character that has been so self-destructive to herself and others, but Brosh McKenna and Bloom want to change that. “I hope people feel empathy for her and also can relate to times in their own life when they felt obsessed,” Brosh McKenna says. “It’s such a primal thing, so I think the fact that it’s so relatable—that we’ve all had these romantic obsessions—makes you forgive her a tremendous amount. Also, Rachel is just so sunny and joyful and delightful that you kind of forgive her for everything.”

Meanwhile, Bloom points out that it’s not just Rebecca who needs to do the internal work. “All the characters have their problems, their faults, and their quirks, but we understand where they’re coming from. I think that’s the most important part—understanding why a character thinks the way they do, even if they’re making the wrong decision. Why are they making the wrong decision?”

Related: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Nails What It’s Like to Be a Woman in This World.



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