This Vibrator Is the Ultimate Way to Destress
Okay, back to business. The vibe fits perfectly in the palm of my hand, not too big, not too small. Very ergonomic. (I’m using my fancy words now!)
When I turned it on, I could immediately tell that it was pretty strong, yet still quiet—no one wants to sound like they are getting jackhammered in the spasm chasm. Some vibrators I have owned sounded like that scene from Men in Tights where the Sheriff of Rottingham is trying to break into Maid Marian’s chastity belt. Before kids that’s not a huge issue but now, it’s definitely a no-go.
I quickly discovered that most of the power in this little baby is concentrated in the tip, which allows you to be precise with exactly where you want the pressure and vibration to hit the most. It’s shape and length allow it to press against pretty much your entire inner labia if you desire full coverage vibration, not just clit action.
This worked well with and without lube. I usually don’t use lube, but I’m doing this for science so I tried it both ways. Even when wet, it doesn’t slip much from your grip. (Which can happen with the non-silicone hard surface toys I’ve tried and is a real pain in the ass.)
Simplicity is definitely Maude’s best feature. With just three settings and one button, it’s not hard to switch it up quickly if you need to give your business a break so you can drag out an orgasm, or to ramp things up to hurry it along.
Its also fantastic to use with a partner. So many places you can stimulate! Along the shaft, the balls, nipples. Your head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes. (I don’t recommend eyes and ears and mouth and nose, however.)