Kendall Jenner is doing a lot of things in her latest Instagram post. She’s sitting inside what looks like the richest bathroom on Earth, naked, with a towel around her head. She’s drinking wine. She has her knees contorted in a way that would send me to the emergency room if I attempted. A very uncomfortable-looking floral pillow is placed on her marble sink, its purpose unknown. Does Kendall lounge on that pillow? Is it just for decoration? Does she scream in it whenever Rob Kardashian re-gifts her Christmas presents? Who knows!

What Kendall isn’t doing in these two photos, however, is napping. You know about napping, right? It’s the third greatest activity of all time, only bested by “brunch” and “mindlessly watching old Friends episodes on Netflix.” Napping, for the uninitiated, is when you sleep in the middle of the day for a short period of time. It typically involves pillows, blankets, and probably a mattress or couch. Unless you’re some kind of witch, you can only do it when you’re unconscious. Naps are fun and cozy and one of the last good things we have in 2018.

I take a lot of naps. Catch me every Saturday between 1 P.M. and 6 P.M. napping. I’m basically an expert, which is why I’m confident that what Kendall is doing on Instagram isn’t napping. Why is it, then, that she captioned her post, “I love naps?”

Is Kendall confused, or does “napping” mean something completely different in the Kardashian-Jenner universe? Maybe Kendall, Kylie, Kim, Kourtney, and Khloé’s definition of “napping” is drinking wine in the shower. They do so much, after all (to name a few of their endeavors: reality TV shows , video games, songs called “Jam”). Maybe “quiet bathroom time with wine” is the closest thing they can get to actually sleeping.

If only Kendall knew what naps actually were, though. Who’s going to tell her about them? Kris Jenner? Scott Disick? Maybe Stormi Webster should! Babies know all about naps. Sleeping during the day is one of the few absolute joys we still have on this planet. I hate that Kendall is missing out. Just imagine how powerful she’d be if she napped like us mortals! Contrary to what the Kardashian-Jenners might believe, they’d actually get more done. Kendall would 100 percent write another sci-fi novel if she started napping. Do it for the Pulitzer, girl! We need you.

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