Newly dating, married, or “it’s complicated,” February 14 is never a big deal until you find yourself frantically searching the Internet for the best Valentine’s Day gift ideas for him. Usually, this hunt leads you to the nearest convenience store for the most inoffensive last-minute gift from the impulse aisle. But no more. With a bit of our help—by way of this very thorough guide—you can leave the scramble to the morning-after eggs and get straight to gifting now.

There’s something for every kind of relationship here. Whether you’re celebrating your first Valentine’s Day together and want to impress him with a thoughtful gift, or you’ve been married for more years than you can count and know exactly what he needs, here are 49 Valentine’s Day gift ideas he’d actually be happy to get.