In the twist even your grandmother without Internet saw coming, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are officially dating again. According to a new report from Us Weekly, the former flames are now 100 percent boyfriend and girlfriend—like it’s 2011 and Bieber has the swooped hair that gave 10-year-olds everywhere heart palpitations. I’m simultaneously shook and not shook. Shook because, well, you all read my post from yesterday about the cuddle session from hell. But I’m not shook because the signs have been here for days.

Come on, what did you think was happening when reports surfaced last week that Bieber and Gomez hung out at her Los Angeles pad? They weren’t just baking cookies and listening to Stars Dance deep cuts!

Or when they grabbed breakfast on Sunday and went to church afterwards? (Hillsong Church is, allegedly, what brought them back together in the first place.) And as I said earlier, they were literally cuddling yesterday after riding bikes like 9-year-old kids hopped up on Pixy Stix. Hell, Gomez is even wearing Bieber’s hockey jerseys now. His sweaty hockey jerseys! Selena Gomez is voluntarily wearing dirty clothes belonging to the guy who has a Christmas album called Under the Mistletoe. If that’s not love, then lock me in a padded room and put “Baby” on repeat.

“Selena and Justin are back together,” a source tells Us Weekly. “Selena and The Weeknd just fizzled and ended amicably—it wasn’t dramatic, and it wasn’t about Justin. But Selena always had feelings for Justin. Her friends want her to be cautious because she has been in such a good place post-surgery.”

Damn straight she should be cautious. This is the guy who caused Taylor Swift to make this face:

For real, though, I’m a diehard Selena Gomez fan. If this rumor is true and she’s happy, then that’s amazing. Gomez deserves to find bliss—especially after the year she’s had. But fingers crossed Bieber has his act together and doesn’t cause the sequel to “The Heart Wants What It Wants.” My heart certainly doesn’t want that.

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