The Bachelor hasn’t even started yet, but one contestant already has the Internet’s heart: Brianna, or “Bri” for short. The model, whose worst dating fear is “farting too loudly” (relatable), adopted a fake Australian accent for her first meeting with suitor Colton Underwood. 2019 is officially the year of the scam, people, and Bri is…
Read moreGreetings, Bachelor fans. Your regular recapper, Anna, wasn’t available to dish on tonight’s episode, so I’m filling in for her. I can’t guarantee I’ll be as funny, but she and I do share similar “meh” feelings for Arie, so rest assured I’m bringing the shade. Let’s dive right in. The whole crew is in Ft.…
Read moreDear Bekah M., First off, I am actively rooting for you, as you are one of the coolest contestants to ever be on The Bachelor. But I’ve found that this season and, for lack of a better word, the “storyline” the producers have given you feel very familiar to me. So I wouldn’t call what…
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Did you catch that brilliant The Bachelor parody on Saturday Night Live this weekend? The one that describes Arie like so, “He’s a race car driver who, depending on the light, is handsome. Which of the 12 Laurens will he choose to be his bride?” So good. So accurate. The part that really got me…
Read moreThere are a few things we know after three weeks of watching this season of The Bachelor. First, Arie Luyendyk Jr. has been on a ~ journey ~ when it comes to love: He was on The Bachelorette five years ago, when he got his heart shattered by Emily Maynard. He’s also friends with former…
Read moreThe first Monday of January comes equipped with many promises—those of eating better, those of course-correcting however you believe you went wrong in the previous year, and the fantastical promise of televised love in the sustaining form of The Bachelor. This year, on January 1—a symbolic a date as any—Bachelor Nation tuned into watch 29…
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