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From the Nostalgia File: “Northfork”

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[Editor’s Note: The following review was originally published in the now-defunct weekly New York Press. It is being reprinted here in honor of the Ebertfest 2016 screening of “Northfork,” the film by Michael and Mark Polish that Roger Ebert praised. For more information about this year’s schedule, click here—Matt Zoller Seitz]

I don’t like describing the basic properties of cinema. It’s like trying to explain a sad song or a great joke. In describing the thing, you kill it; my grandfather called this “cutting up a bird to see what makes it sing.” But “Northfork,” the new feature from twin filmmakers Mark and Michael Polish, is the kind of movie that inspires one to reflect on such matters. It’s the first movie I’ve seen in a long time that moved me to tears, for reasons I can’t explain. The best I can do is describe it to you in hopes that you’ll go see it.

Supposedly the movie is set on the great plains of Montana in 1955, where government agents in dark suits and fedoras try to persuade (or force) rural citizens to abandon their homesteads before a newly finished dam switches on and floods the land. But it’s really set in the minds of the filmmakers and the audience. Using the desaturated, almost monochrome CinemaScope of M. David Mullen—who also shot the Polish brothers’ “Twin Falls Idaho” and “Jackpot,” and who should probably be considered one of America’s finest living cinematographers—the filmmakers devise a community that’s at once lonely and warm, barren and filled with life, fearful of abandonment and death and yet capable of empathy. The film’s elliptical script is linear in the way that a half-submerged stepping-stone path across a river is linear. Its themes and ideas only connect when the viewer decides to participate emotionally—to set aside his or her perceived notions of what movies are (or should be) and hop from one rock to the next.

The central storyline is about an orphaned boy named Irwin (Duel Farnes), who was abandoned by his parents because he’s too sick to live much longer, and the shaggy-haired minister (Nick Nolte) who acts as the boy’s caretaker and tries to locate a couple that will adopt him. In the boy’s fevered dreams, he sees himself in a series of conversations with four Northfork citizens who might not exist. There’s a man with wooden hands and a mask made of optician’s goggles who calls himself Happy (Anthony Edwards); a fey and plumy-voiced commentator called Cup of Tea (Robin Sachs); a woman with a dark wig and vaguely Edwardian ruffled collar who’s known as Flower Hercules (Daryl Hannah); and a silent, pasty-faced young man named Cod (Ben Foster). All four are searching for a long-lost creature called the Unknown Angel, and in their conversations with Irwin, they slowly begin to suspect he might be The One.

Meanwhile, the government agents, who’ve been promised lakefront property if they evacuate everyone in their sector, split up to convince the few remaining homeowners to leave. One team is attacked by a shotgun-toting bigamist who plans to ride out the flood in a homemade ark. Another interrupts a young couple in flagrante and proceeds to trash their place. Yet another, a father-son team that go by the film-buff-teasing names of Willis and Walter O’Brien (Michael Polish and the great, uncharacteristically gentle James Woods), carry out their mission while having cryptic conversations about past domestic strife that neither man is bold enough to confront. Motifs include angel wings, feathers, guns, crucifixes, water, windows, reflections, tombstones, graves and dirt. The supposed real world merges with the dream world in a third act set piece that involves falling snow and an inexplicably bisected house that creates an abyss that must be bridged with a jump.

The movie’s mix of real-world wisdom and dreamy daring is summarized by Nolte, whose terse portrait of a man of faith struggling to understand God’s unknowability ranks with the best work of his career. There’s nothing sentimental about this character—he’s a gray-whiskered rock, wary of lies and battered by life. Yet Nolte’s coolly attentive performance in the scenes with the dying boy is the key that unlocks the film’s power. Even when the boy isn’t talking, the man listens to him; when he tucks him in at night, he speaks to him in a rumbling whisper. An image of the old man lowering the child into a bathtub is as simple as moviemaking gets; it may be the only important scene in the movie that doesn’t foreground its symbolic intent. Yet I can’t recall a more moving image of kindness in modern cinema.

As in “O Brother, Where Art Thou?,” a series of situations and images are linked by images, music and sound effects that reinforce one another glancingly-like elements in a poem or a song. The sense of humor is Bertolt Brecht cornball. Like David Lynch, the Polish brothers are fond of lines and exchanges that are repeated and repeated until you shut down and turn surly or surrender and start giggling. (Examining three feathers in row, Happy proclaims, “Duck? duck? goose.”) Lynch’s influence is obvious throughout—ditto the Coen brothers, Stanley Kubrick, Luis Buñuel, John Ford and Terrence Malick. (The latter is acknowledged both in Mullen’s desolate longshots and in Nolte’s nearly cosmic narration.)

Despite an occasionally too-quirky score, a couple of bum supporting turns and a handful of silly, anachronistic gags—the most egregious is, no kidding, a reference to the 1970s sitcom “Diff’rent Strokes”—the Polish brothers make an evolutionary leap forward with “Northfork.” As much as I enjoyed “Twin Falls Idaho” and “Jackpot,” their influences seemed chunky and undigested. This film absorbs its influences, breaks them down and recirculates them through the movie’s bloodstream, nourishing every frame. There’s something pure, confident and deeply private about it. Watching it is like having someone else’s dream.

Source:: http://www.rogerebert.com/mzs/from-the-nostalgia-file-northfork

      

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Caitlyn Jenner Has the Coolest Squad of Friends: Check Out Their Best Pics!

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Now this is the definition of squad goals.

While we love Caitlyn Jenner, we also cannot get enough of her amazing group of girlfriends!

Caitlyn and BFFs Candis Cayne, Chandi Moore and Jenny Boylan laugh, cry, dance and, most importantly, support each other. Basically, they represent the true meaning of friendship.

In honor of the upcoming premiere of season two of I Am Cait season, check out the gallery below of Cait’s sweetest and coolest pics with her closest friends and family, aka her squad!

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Caitlyn Jenner Has the Coolest Squad of Friends: Check Out Their Best Pics!

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WhoSay

Now this is the definition of squad goals.

While we love Caitlyn Jenner, we also cannot get enough of her amazing group of girlfriends!

Caitlyn and BFFs Candis Cayne, Chandi Moore and Jenny Boylan laugh, cry, dance and, most importantly, support each other. Basically, they represent the true meaning of friendship.

In honor of the upcoming premiere of season two of I Am Cait season, check out the gallery below of Cait’s sweetest and coolest pics with her closest friends and family, aka her squad!

PHOTOS: Caitlyn Jenner’s squad

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The Bachelor Recap: The Final 3 Revealed After Hometown Dates! Whose Families Totally Terrified Us?

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Welcome home!

That’s a sentiment we did not feel during tonight’s hometown dates on The Bachelor, because things got downright hostile as Ben tried to make nice with the families of the four different women he’s currently dating.

While yes, when you think about it, that’s preposterous and those families had every right to go into this with all the skepticism in the world. However, have they seen this show before? By the time Ben’s gotten to hometowns, there’s no going back. He can’t do anything about the fact that he’s on The Bachelor, and that his four girlfriends are also on The Bachelor, and this is how this show works. It may suck compared to how normal dating works, but normal dating sucks too. It’s all truly terrible, and we should all just give up and resign ourselves to a life of cats and Netflix.

Anyway, Amanda was up first. Ben met her on a beach in Orange County, and they were forced to awkwardly run towards each other on the sand. While we spent the next ten minutes trying to figure out how Amanda’s shirt was staying on, she and Ben met up with her two adorable daughters and played in the sand.

“They love to be chased,” she said of her children, which does not bode well for their future safety.

“Where’s Ben?” the children cried. “I’m shy.”  

CLICK: What happened last week on The Bachelor?

While their time on the beach was fairytale-esque, reality set in as soon as they got in the car, and the younger daughter began screaming bloody murder from the backseat. The look on both Ben and Amanda’s faces said it all. As he realized he wasn’t ready for this, she realized she was about to go back to this for good as her bikini mansion days were coming to an end.

Ben accompanied Amanda as she put her still-screaming daughter down for a nap, and you could kind of tell he was done.

If Ben only kept Amanda around so we could watch him play with adorable children, then we thank him for that, but we think he genuinely just didn’t know what he was getting himself into. Despite his clear realizations, the sunburnt Ben still had to hang out with Amanda’s family, who actually went incredibly easy on him compared to the rest of the families, despite the fact that there are children involved.

Amanda watched Ben drive away knowing that she would be completely crushed to not get a rose, and we would be very surprised if Ben drove away without any inkling that she wouldn’t be getting one.

CLICK: Whoa, Which Of The Bachelor’s Final 4 Ladies’ Exes Is Showing Up to Win Her Back From Ben Higgins?!

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Ben then traveled to Portland, where Lauren B had a stroke of genius and took him to a library of whiskey before they met up with her family. Her sister played tough cookie for a second, but after one conversation with Ben, she was almost totally sold, mostly because he cried.

Yep, he cried tears of luck as he reflected on his love for Lauren, along with an “I don’t know” or two or three. This guy is bad at articulating things, but it’s fine. He gets there eventually.

Lauren’s sister was actually tougher on Lauren herself (or Lolo, as her family calls her).

“Do you feel like you’re compatible, truly, like your personalities?” the sister asked.

“Are you asking if I’m in love with Ben?” Lauren asked in response.

“No,” we said to our TV screens, “she asked if your personalities were compatible, you doofus.”

Lauren is really in love with Ben, you guys, but she just hasn’t found the right time to tell him yet, and she wants her family’s blessing, and she’s scared, etc etc.

Meanwhile to Lauren’s dad, Ben admitted that he’s not coping very well with how many hearts he still has to inevitably break, and Lauren’s dad had to break the truth to his daughter Lolo: nobody’s perfect, not even Ben.

CLICK: The Bachelor at 20: A Celebration of Love Did Not Have Nearly Enough Former Bachelor Stars Hooking Up

She may be feeling great about him, but there’s a reality to this situation that can’t be ignored. For Lauren, it’s that three other women may feel the same way she does. For us, it’s that while hometown dates sound fun at first, they’re actually really sad and they only drive home the fact that other than the last 30 seconds of the final episode, this is a super depressing show.

Anyway, Ben then joined Caila in Hudson, Ohio to sit on a bench. Then, they designed and built a kid’s playhouse. Why? It was unclear, but it was cute, we guess, when all the kid’s playhouse builders in the kid’s playhouse building factory clapped for the happy couple for some reason.

Caila’s family introduced Ben to a spread of Filipino food for us to salivate over, and we became very, very afraid of Caila’s sharp-eyed father. There’s something unsettling about him, and we were happy to finally get out of Ohio after a relatively uneventful trip.

Up next was Jojo, whose hometown of Dallas, Texas brought enough drama for an entire night of hometowns. First, Jojo arrived home to find flowers and a letter on her doorstep, and eventually realized it was from her ex-boyfriend, Chad, because of course his name is Chad.

CLICK: The Bachelor’s Ashley Salter Debuts Her Baby Bump While Celebrating Jade Roper and Tanner Tolbert’s Wedding

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The letter basically said that while she was on the Bachelor, he used that time to reflect and came to the conclusion that he wanted her back. While Ben was on his way to her door, she called Chad to tell him it was over.

“I know what love is!” Chad exclaimed into the phone. “You’ve shown me what love is!”

Jojo wasn’t having it, and she was in tears by the time Ben arrived, but she’s never been happier.

While that should have been the biggest derailment of Jojo’s hometown, it wasn’t. That honor went to her brothers, who have the angriest faces of any brothers we’ve ever seen.  

They really love their Jojo, and are very attached to their Jojo, and have no desire to see her waltz off to Denver with a man she’s only been on two actual dates with. They also were pretty sure that Jojo is way more into Ben than Ben is into Jojo. On one hand, sure that’s all reasonable. On the other hand, of all the men who’ve ever been on this show, we’d probably say Ben is the least guilty of the “brainwashing” they accused him of.

While the brothers talked, Jojo’s mom went straight for the champagne bottle, glasses be damned, and became our immediate favorite.

The whole thing was super awkward, but Ben recovered as best he could before he drove away from Jojo.

“I’m leaving Dallas slightly unsettled,” he said. “It just wasn’t the hometown that I would have liked.”

It was the hometown we liked, but not for any fun reasons. That was just painful, but if we’re not here for pain, what are we here for?

Speaking of pain, there was still a rose ceremony to be had, and the eliminated girl was no surprise. Ben’s not ready to be a dad, so Amanda was sent home, which was probably for the best. She can probably find someone who’s not 27 and who didn’t compete on a reality show to be a great dad to her two adorable screaming children. Or if not, there’s always Bachelor in Paradise.

Next week, we will finally reach the pinnacle of the Bachelor season: The fantasy suites! Who will have sex? Who won’t have sex? Who will cry? We’ll have to wait to find out! 

The Bachelor airs Mondays at 8 p.m. on ABC. 

Keep track of your Bachelor fantasy league points with the gallery below!

PHOTOS: Keep track of your fantasy league points with our gallery!

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The Bachelor Recap: The Final 3 Revealed After Hometown Dates! Whose Families Totally Terrified Us?

The Bachelor

ABC

Welcome home!

That’s a sentiment we did not feel during tonight’s hometown dates on The Bachelor, because things got downright hostile as Ben tried to make nice with the families of the four different women he’s currently dating.

While yes, when you think about it, that’s preposterous and those families had every right to go into this with all the skepticism in the world. However, have they seen this show before? By the time Ben’s gotten to hometowns, there’s no going back. He can’t do anything about the fact that he’s on The Bachelor, and that his four girlfriends are also on The Bachelor, and this is how this show works. It may suck compared to how normal dating works, but normal dating sucks too. It’s all truly terrible, and we should all just give up and resign ourselves to a life of cats and Netflix.

Anyway, Amanda was up first. Ben met her on a beach in Orange County, and they were forced to awkwardly run towards each other on the sand. While we spent the next ten minutes trying to figure out how Amanda’s shirt was staying on, she and Ben met up with her two adorable daughters and played in the sand.

“They love to be chased,” she said of her children, which does not bode well for their future safety.

“Where’s Ben?” the children cried. “I’m shy.”  

CLICK: What happened last week on The Bachelor?

While their time on the beach was fairytale-esque, reality set in as soon as they got in the car, and the younger daughter began screaming bloody murder from the backseat. The look on both Ben and Amanda’s faces said it all. As he realized he wasn’t ready for this, she realized she was about to go back to this for good as her bikini mansion days were coming to an end.

Ben accompanied Amanda as she put her still-screaming daughter down for a nap, and you could kind of tell he was done.

If Ben only kept Amanda around so we could watch him play with adorable children, then we thank him for that, but we think he genuinely just didn’t know what he was getting himself into. Despite his clear realizations, the sunburnt Ben still had to hang out with Amanda’s family, who actually went incredibly easy on him compared to the rest of the families, despite the fact that there are children involved.

Amanda watched Ben drive away knowing that she would be completely crushed to not get a rose, and we would be very surprised if Ben drove away without any inkling that she wouldn’t be getting one.

CLICK: Whoa, Which Of The Bachelor’s Final 4 Ladies’ Exes Is Showing Up to Win Her Back From Ben Higgins?!

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Ben then traveled to Portland, where Lauren B had a stroke of genius and took him to a library of whiskey before they met up with her family. Her sister played tough cookie for a second, but after one conversation with Ben, she was almost totally sold, mostly because he cried.

Yep, he cried tears of luck as he reflected on his love for Lauren, along with an “I don’t know” or two or three. This guy is bad at articulating things, but it’s fine. He gets there eventually.

Lauren’s sister was actually tougher on Lauren herself (or Lolo, as her family calls her).

“Do you feel like you’re compatible, truly, like your personalities?” the sister asked.

“Are you asking if I’m in love with Ben?” Lauren asked in response.

“No,” we said to our TV screens, “she asked if your personalities were compatible, you doofus.”

Lauren is really in love with Ben, you guys, but she just hasn’t found the right time to tell him yet, and she wants her family’s blessing, and she’s scared, etc etc.

Meanwhile to Lauren’s dad, Ben admitted that he’s not coping very well with how many hearts he still has to inevitably break, and Lauren’s dad had to break the truth to his daughter Lolo: nobody’s perfect, not even Ben.

CLICK: The Bachelor at 20: A Celebration of Love Did Not Have Nearly Enough Former Bachelor Stars Hooking Up

She may be feeling great about him, but there’s a reality to this situation that can’t be ignored. For Lauren, it’s that three other women may feel the same way she does. For us, it’s that while hometown dates sound fun at first, they’re actually really sad and they only drive home the fact that other than the last 30 seconds of the final episode, this is a super depressing show.

Anyway, Ben then joined Caila in Hudson, Ohio to sit on a bench. Then, they designed and built a kid’s playhouse. Why? It was unclear, but it was cute, we guess, when all the kid’s playhouse builders in the kid’s playhouse building factory clapped for the happy couple for some reason.

Caila’s family introduced Ben to a spread of Filipino food for us to salivate over, and we became very, very afraid of Caila’s sharp-eyed father. There’s something unsettling about him, and we were happy to finally get out of Ohio after a relatively uneventful trip.

Up next was Jojo, whose hometown of Dallas, Texas brought enough drama for an entire night of hometowns. First, Jojo arrived home to find flowers and a letter on her doorstep, and eventually realized it was from her ex-boyfriend, Chad, because of course his name is Chad.

CLICK: The Bachelor’s Ashley Salter Debuts Her Baby Bump While Celebrating Jade Roper and Tanner Tolbert’s Wedding

The BachelorABC

The letter basically said that while she was on the Bachelor, he used that time to reflect and came to the conclusion that he wanted her back. While Ben was on his way to her door, she called Chad to tell him it was over.

“I know what love is!” Chad exclaimed into the phone. “You’ve shown me what love is!”

Jojo wasn’t having it, and she was in tears by the time Ben arrived, but she’s never been happier.

While that should have been the biggest derailment of Jojo’s hometown, it wasn’t. That honor went to her brothers, who have the angriest faces of any brothers we’ve ever seen.  

They really love their Jojo, and are very attached to their Jojo, and have no desire to see her waltz off to Denver with a man she’s only been on two actual dates with. They also were pretty sure that Jojo is way more into Ben than Ben is into Jojo. On one hand, sure that’s all reasonable. On the other hand, of all the men who’ve ever been on this show, we’d probably say Ben is the least guilty of the “brainwashing” they accused him of.

While the brothers talked, Jojo’s mom went straight for the champagne bottle, glasses be damned, and became our immediate favorite.

The whole thing was super awkward, but Ben recovered as best he could before he drove away from Jojo.

“I’m leaving Dallas slightly unsettled,” he said. “It just wasn’t the hometown that I would have liked.”

It was the hometown we liked, but not for any fun reasons. That was just painful, but if we’re not here for pain, what are we here for?

Speaking of pain, there was still a rose ceremony to be had, and the eliminated girl was no surprise. Ben’s not ready to be a dad, so Amanda was sent home, which was probably for the best. She can probably find someone who’s not 27 and who didn’t compete on a reality show to be a great dad to her two adorable screaming children. Or if not, there’s always Bachelor in Paradise.

Next week, we will finally reach the pinnacle of the Bachelor season: The fantasy suites! Who will have sex? Who won’t have sex? Who will cry? We’ll have to wait to find out! 

The Bachelor airs Mondays at 8 p.m. on ABC. 

Keep track of your Bachelor fantasy league points with the gallery below!

PHOTOS: Keep track of your fantasy league points with our gallery!

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The Bachelor Recap: The Final 3 Revealed After Hometown Dates! Whose Families Totally Terrified Us?

The Bachelor

ABC

Welcome home!

That’s a sentiment we did not feel during tonight’s hometown dates on The Bachelor, because things got downright hostile as Ben tried to make nice with the families of the four different women he’s currently dating.

While yes, when you think about it, that’s preposterous and those families had every right to go into this with all the skepticism in the world. However, have they seen this show before? By the time Ben’s gotten to hometowns, there’s no going back. He can’t do anything about the fact that he’s on The Bachelor, and that his four girlfriends are also on The Bachelor, and this is how this show works. It may suck compared to how normal dating works, but normal dating sucks too. It’s all truly terrible, and we should all just give up and resign ourselves to a life of cats and Netflix.

Anyway, Amanda was up first. Ben met her on a beach in Orange County, and they were forced to awkwardly run towards each other on the sand. While we spent the next ten minutes trying to figure out how Amanda’s shirt was staying on, she and Ben met up with her two adorable daughters and played in the sand.

“They love to be chased,” she said of her children, which does not bode well for their future safety.

“Where’s Ben?” the children cried. “I’m shy.”  

CLICK: What happened last week on The Bachelor?

While their time on the beach was fairytale-esque, reality set in as soon as they got in the car, and the younger daughter began screaming bloody murder from the backseat. The look on both Ben and Amanda’s faces said it all. As he realized he wasn’t ready for this, she realized she was about to go back to this for good as her bikini mansion days were coming to an end.

Ben accompanied Amanda as she put her still-screaming daughter down for a nap, and you could kind of tell he was done.

If Ben only kept Amanda around so we could watch him play with adorable children, then we thank him for that, but we think he genuinely just didn’t know what he was getting himself into. Despite his clear realizations, the sunburnt Ben still had to hang out with Amanda’s family, who actually went incredibly easy on him compared to the rest of the families, despite the fact that there are children involved.

Amanda watched Ben drive away knowing that she would be completely crushed to not get a rose, and we would be very surprised if Ben drove away without any inkling that she wouldn’t be getting one.

CLICK: Whoa, Which Of The Bachelor’s Final 4 Ladies’ Exes Is Showing Up to Win Her Back From Ben Higgins?!

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Ben then traveled to Portland, where Lauren B had a stroke of genius and took him to a library of whiskey before they met up with her family. Her sister played tough cookie for a second, but after one conversation with Ben, she was almost totally sold, mostly because he cried.

Yep, he cried tears of luck as he reflected on his love for Lauren, along with an “I don’t know” or two or three. This guy is bad at articulating things, but it’s fine. He gets there eventually.

Lauren’s sister was actually tougher on Lauren herself (or Lolo, as her family calls her).

“Do you feel like you’re compatible, truly, like your personalities?” the sister asked.

“Are you asking if I’m in love with Ben?” Lauren asked in response.

“No,” we said to our TV screens, “she asked if your personalities were compatible, you doofus.”

Lauren is really in love with Ben, you guys, but she just hasn’t found the right time to tell him yet, and she wants her family’s blessing, and she’s scared, etc etc.

Meanwhile to Lauren’s dad, Ben admitted that he’s not coping very well with how many hearts he still has to inevitably break, and Lauren’s dad had to break the truth to his daughter Lolo: nobody’s perfect, not even Ben.

CLICK: The Bachelor at 20: A Celebration of Love Did Not Have Nearly Enough Former Bachelor Stars Hooking Up

She may be feeling great about him, but there’s a reality to this situation that can’t be ignored. For Lauren, it’s that three other women may feel the same way she does. For us, it’s that while hometown dates sound fun at first, they’re actually really sad and they only drive home the fact that other than the last 30 seconds of the final episode, this is a super depressing show.

Anyway, Ben then joined Caila in Hudson, Ohio to sit on a bench. Then, they designed and built a kid’s playhouse. Why? It was unclear, but it was cute, we guess, when all the kid’s playhouse builders in the kid’s playhouse building factory clapped for the happy couple for some reason.

Caila’s family introduced Ben to a spread of Filipino food for us to salivate over, and we became very, very afraid of Caila’s sharp-eyed father. There’s something unsettling about him, and we were happy to finally get out of Ohio after a relatively uneventful trip.

Up next was Jojo, whose hometown of Dallas, Texas brought enough drama for an entire night of hometowns. First, Jojo arrived home to find flowers and a letter on her doorstep, and eventually realized it was from her ex-boyfriend, Chad, because of course his name is Chad.

CLICK: The Bachelor’s Ashley Salter Debuts Her Baby Bump While Celebrating Jade Roper and Tanner Tolbert’s Wedding

The BachelorABC

The letter basically said that while she was on the Bachelor, he used that time to reflect and came to the conclusion that he wanted her back. While Ben was on his way to her door, she called Chad to tell him it was over.

“I know what love is!” Chad exclaimed into the phone. “You’ve shown me what love is!”

Jojo wasn’t having it, and she was in tears by the time Ben arrived, but she’s never been happier.

While that should have been the biggest derailment of Jojo’s hometown, it wasn’t. That honor went to her brothers, who have the angriest faces of any brothers we’ve ever seen.  

They really love their Jojo, and are very attached to their Jojo, and have no desire to see her waltz off to Denver with a man she’s only been on two actual dates with. They also were pretty sure that Jojo is way more into Ben than Ben is into Jojo. On one hand, sure that’s all reasonable. On the other hand, of all the men who’ve ever been on this show, we’d probably say Ben is the least guilty of the “brainwashing” they accused him of.

While the brothers talked, Jojo’s mom went straight for the champagne bottle, glasses be damned, and became our immediate favorite.

The whole thing was super awkward, but Ben recovered as best he could before he drove away from Jojo.

“I’m leaving Dallas slightly unsettled,” he said. “It just wasn’t the hometown that I would have liked.”

It was the hometown we liked, but not for any fun reasons. That was just painful, but if we’re not here for pain, what are we here for?

Speaking of pain, there was still a rose ceremony to be had, and the eliminated girl was no surprise. Ben’s not ready to be a dad, so Amanda was sent home, which was probably for the best. She can probably find someone who’s not 27 and who didn’t compete on a reality show to be a great dad to her two adorable screaming children. Or if not, there’s always Bachelor in Paradise.

Next week, we will finally reach the pinnacle of the Bachelor season: The fantasy suites! Who will have sex? Who won’t have sex? Who will cry? We’ll have to wait to find out! 

The Bachelor airs Mondays at 8 p.m. on ABC. 

Keep track of your Bachelor fantasy league points with the gallery below!

PHOTOS: Keep track of your fantasy league points with our gallery!

RELATED VIDEOS:

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