Tonight’s Bachelor in Paradise was a full—and I mean FULL—three hours of nonstop ups and downs. So let’s get right into it, shall we? Spoilers ahead. We pick up where we left off last week: Everyone is shook that Eric agreed to go on a date with…um, I want to say Cassandra? [Pauses to Google.]…
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When you’re so low you make Jordan “I Throw Stuffed Dogs Into the Ocean” Kimball look mature, maybe it’s time to question your life choices, Leo. On last night’s Bachelor in Paradise, Leo behaved like trash; tonight, he went for the full dumpster fire. (Spoilers ahead.) The episode opens with everyone, including me, wishing Leo…
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I asked for Bachelor in Paradise to tone down the Colton and Tia drama, and the show delivered. So, I’m going to push my luck and make another request: More of Astrid, please! She was on fire tonight with the commentary—and, oh man, there’s a lot to comment on. Let’s get right to it, shall…
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Caution: Spoilers for Bachelor in Paradise ahead. The episode begins with Krystal giving the villa a much-need sage cleansing. And you know what? I think it actually worked because this episode had everything I want from BiP: very little Chris screen time, and the arrival of my favorite French-Canadian snack Benoit. (Remember him from Bachelor:…
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Caution: Spoilers ahead. The contestants keep saying things move fast on Bachelor in Paradise, and they’re not wrong. Just yesterday, we thought solid relationships were forming between Tia and Chris, Kenny and Krystal, and Annaliese and Jordan—but every one of those couples have imploded by tonight’s end. The episode picks up where we left off:…
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So much happened on tonight’s Bachelor in Paradise—most of it Colton and Tia drama, natch—so let’s not waste time with an intro, shall we? Here’s what went down. (Spoilers ahead, of course.) We start in medias res with Jordan and Nick getting Chris all worked up about Colton by saying things like, “We need to…
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