When Jed arrives at the rose ceremony, he comes with his guitar in hand. Reader, I swear I screamed, “NO HE DID NOT” at the sight. “Talking’s hard sometimes for me,” he tells Hannah, before launching into a song with lyrics such as “we always knew it’s me and you” and “baby, time stands still…
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Of course, Tyler instantly charms the fam. “Tyler seems to be the real deal,” Robert says. Hannah’s parents tell her as much. “I think he has good intentions,” Robert says. “There’s so much about him I like,” Suzanne gushes. Their confidence in Tyler inspires Hannah to tell him she’s falling in love with him. The…
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We don’t find out who gets the roses, though—that comes next week. Instead, we go back to the studio for the rest of the Men Tell All special. Luke is invited out on stage first, to a smattering of applause. I could get into the specifics of every insane thing he says, but really it’s…
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Sadly, that’s where the positive moments of the episode end because the final two dates are with Jed and Luke. Jed goes first, but he and Hannah spend most of their time talking about Luke. If you’re this close to finding your future husband, he asks, why keep someone you’re uncertain about around? She stumbles…
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Speaking of other relationships, Hannah travels to Jupiter, Florida for her hometown date with Tyler. And he’s planned a great day: rubbing sunscreen all over his abs. OK, fine, that’s just the start; though I doubt Hannah would complain if the day began and ended there. The date only goes uphill from there: Hannah gets…
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Sorry to partially spoil tonight’s episode of The Bachelorette in the headline, but I think you all knew Mike wasn’t endgame for Hannah. He should have been, though, considering three out of the four remaining guys have some sort of controversy following them. Don’t let us down, Tyler—you’re all we have left! What else can…
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