Saddle up, my friends, because tonight’s Riverdale included a murder. No, the Black Hood didn’t strike again; it was actually one of your faves who got their hands dirty…I think. Spoilers ahead, naturally. Archie is Hiram Lodge’s “intern,” A.K.A. his errand boy, which is a good job for him because he has the stamina to…
Read moreGreetings, Bachelor fans. Your regular recapper, Anna, wasn’t available to dish on tonight’s episode, so I’m filling in for her. I can’t guarantee I’ll be as funny, but she and I do share similar “meh” feelings for Arie, so rest assured I’m bringing the shade. Let’s dive right in. The whole crew is in Ft.…
Read moreThe next episode of This Is Us isn’t airing until after the Super Bowl, but don’t worry: It’ll be worth the wait. Based on NBC’s hyperbolic promos instructing us to set our DVRs for “extra time,” it seems like this is going to be the episode: the one where all our questions are answered, including…
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Spoilers ahead: If you haven’t watched the most recent episode of This Is Us, stop reading here. This Is Us, a show that tries to pass Mandy Moore off as a 65-year-old woman, achieved new levels of bonkers this week when it revealed that a Crock Pot—as in the device your grandmother uses to make…
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Tonight’s Riverdale was predictably bonkers. Allegiances were formed. Threats were made. Archie looked hotter and doofier than ever. Here’s what went down (spoilers ahead, natch). We start with Jughead bemoaning about how “everything” and “nothing” is the same at Riverdale High School since it absorbed South Side High. He’s being melodramatic, as always, and notes…
Read moreThere’s an egregious lack of Cheryl Blossom on Riverdale this season. I’ve made that point several times over. In lieu of snappy monologues from the queen of Riverdale High, we get fleeting one-liners and hours of Archie looking confused. It’s criminal, but thankfully showrunners are making up for it in the best way possible. The…
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