There are many things wrong with The Bachelor this season. For one, Peter Kraus—the gap-toothed, wine-loving fan favorite from Rachel Lindsay’s cycle—isn’t the suitor. That fact in itself is upsetting, but to add insult to injury, ABC selected a man whose sole personality trait seems to be his interest in race cars. I’m talking, of…
Read moreThere are a few things we know after three weeks of watching this season of The Bachelor. First, Arie Luyendyk Jr. has been on a ~ journey ~ when it comes to love: He was on The Bachelorette five years ago, when he got his heart shattered by Emily Maynard. He’s also friends with former…
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With 18 women left—or, as Chris Harrison says so bluntly at the top of the episode, “Bad news is: There’s a lot of you”—there’s a lot to discuss this week. We (meaning me and these 18 future Instagram models) must use our time wisely, so let’s get right to the recap, shall we? We start…
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Well, here we are: another season of The Bachelor with a guy nobody asked for. Perhaps I’m being too hard on Arie Luyendyk Jr., but was it not difficult to watch him struggle through the rose ceremony without dreaming of Hot Peter, Eric, or Kenny in his place? Maybe they’ll get their turn in five…
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Season 22 of The Bachelor is here, and bless the reality TV puppeteers for bringing us Chelsea Roy, the clear front-runner for this season’s most talked about contestant. The 29-year-old single mom from Portland, Maine racked up a bunch of firsts in the premiere: first to appear in an introductory segment, first to kiss Arie…
Read moreBachelor lovers, rejoice: The 29 women who will be competing for Arie Luyendyk Jr.‘s heart next season have been revealed. Oh, and get this: They’re all named Lauren. OK, that’s not true, only four of them are named Lauren (I know), but all of them do have something in common: They’re too good for Arie.…
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