There’s an egregious lack of Cheryl Blossom on Riverdale this season. I’ve made that point several times over. In lieu of snappy monologues from the queen of Riverdale High, we get fleeting one-liners and hours of Archie looking confused. It’s criminal, but thankfully showrunners are making up for it in the best way possible. The…
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Riverdale is back, my friends, and it’s appropriately bonkers. Did you expect anything less? Here’s how this high-key show rung in the new year: It wouldn’t be Riverdale without Jughead opening the episode with an obnoxious voiceover, right? He’s clacking away—beanie in full force—about all the nonsense that went down before the holidays. The Black…
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Tonight’s Riverdale more or less confirmed what Lili Reinhart told us back in December: The Black Hood is still on the loose. But with Chic Cooper’s arrival and all the Southside High drama, who’s got time to worry about that creep? There are plenty of other pressing issues in Riverdale—namely, why in Jason Blossom’s name…
Read moreThere’s something criminal happening on Riverdale this season. No, it’s not anything the Black Hood’s doing. So what if a masked murderer is running around town stalking people? That’s far from Riverdale‘s biggest problem. I’m talking, of course, about this season’s total neglect of Cheryl Blossom. Cheryl Blossom is the most interesting character on Riverdale,…
Read moreRiverdale‘s mid-season finale left more questions than answers, especially now that we know Svenson may not be the Black Hood after all. Lili Reinhart told us the situation is far from being resolved, and she has every reason to believe the murderer is still at large. “Things don’t feel right…like, there’s still some deep, dark,…
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2017 was a hell of a year, to say the least. There were a few highs, several lows, and many months where I thought, “It’s still 2017?” But as I reflect on this past year, there’s one moment that stands out from all the rest. One moment that haunts my dreams, makes me sweat, and…
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