All I have to say after tonight’s Riverdale is this: Protect. Cheryl. Blossom. At. All. Costs. But I’m getting ahead of myself—here’s what happened. Everything’s officially about the freaking Black Hood again (ugh). Archie’s convinced he’s out there and is going door to door staring into random men’s eyes to find him. Hiram thinks Archie…
Read moreTwo people were held for ransom during tonight’s Riverdale episode, and that’s not even the craziest thing that happened. We haven’t even gotten to Betty pointing a gun at Chic yet, but we’ll get to that. Read on as I take an Alka Seltzer: OK, so all episodes of Riverdale from here on out need…
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It’s been a while, Riverdale—three weeks, specifically—but you’ve finally returned with the event fans have been waiting for: the musical episode. And, my God, you didn’t disappoint. There was singing; there was dancing; there was bloodshed. How the hell is this show going to top itself? That’s a question for later, but for now, here’s…
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The trailer and rumblings around Riverdale‘s musical episode confirm it’s going to be epic. For one, Cheryl Blossom, the show’s most important but woefully underused character, snagged the lead, titular role in Riverdale High’s production of Carrie: The Musical. That means she’ll be up front and center (preferably with a spotlight on her at all…
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Saddle up, my friends, because tonight’s Riverdale included a murder. No, the Black Hood didn’t strike again; it was actually one of your faves who got their hands dirty…I think. Spoilers ahead, naturally. Archie is Hiram Lodge’s “intern,” A.K.A. his errand boy, which is a good job for him because he has the stamina to…
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Tonight’s Riverdale was predictably bonkers. Allegiances were formed. Threats were made. Archie looked hotter and doofier than ever. Here’s what went down (spoilers ahead, natch). We start with Jughead bemoaning about how “everything” and “nothing” is the same at Riverdale High School since it absorbed South Side High. He’s being melodramatic, as always, and notes…
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