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It’s here!! Tonight’s Revenge didn’t quite give us the reunion of the century, it did get us a little closer to it with Emily finding out that her father is alive. But first, we’re pretty sure it’s time to cross over into vegetarianism thanks to the end of The Walking Dead. Plus, it was date night on Once Upon a Time, and our hearts are still fluttering! All that and more as we break down tonight’s TV with our Rants and Raves!
RANT: The Walking Dead: #BobBQ is possibly one of the best Twitter hashtags a show has ever inspired. We feel sad for Bob, but have to say that we kind of knew he was a little doomed as soon as the episode started focusing a little too much on his and Sasha’s adorable relationship. He also made the mistake of heading out of the church alone, and that turned out to be a terrible mistake, as it usually is on this show. We just hope the fact that Gareth and crew are slowly eating his body parts isn’t going to ruin his refreshing optimism.
RANT: The Walking Dead: The zombie swamp they found in the basement of the food bank has now been added to the long list of worst nightmares this show has already given us. Ugh forever. (Also welcome, Father Gabriel. What horrors do you have in store for us?)
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RAVE: Revenge: While we’re a little disappointed that we didn’t actually get to see Emily/Amanda reunite with her undead father, it broke our hearts to watch her break down outside the police station after seeing him in a line-up. Our hearts broke even more when she watched him call Victoria and Charlotte to the stage at his press conference as his complete little family, and we can’t wait to see what is sure to be our new favorite TV scene ever, when Emily finally gets to talk to her dad again, 20 years later.
RAVE: Revenge: Obviously David is just as much of an insane mastermind as his daughter and his former/current lover. We don’t know why we were expecting the kindly man from Emily’s memories, but we’re so glad he’s a badass crazy person, too.
RANT: Revenge: Sorry, but when David Clarke is alive and Emily is finding out about it, we don’t care one bit about Daniel and Margeaux and Victoria’s mental hospital friend and whatever nonsense they’re getting up to. We know this is Revenge, and they’ll probably end up mattering at some point, but right now there are way more important things to care about.
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RAVE: Once Upon a Time: We continue to be tickled by Snow and Charming acting like the parents of a teenager, who is actually a woman the same age as they are, if you don’t count all that frozen time. They just added to the extreme cuteness of Hook (er, Hand) and Emma’s first date.
RANT: Once Upon a Time: We have no idea what is going on with the Frozen stuff on this show. Something about it is either actually confusing or we just sort of tune out whenever Captain Hook isn’t on screen.
RAVE: The Simpsons: We get a kick out of seeing shows switch animation styles, so that sequence at the end of tonight’s Treehouse of Horror episode – where the Simpsons took on everything from anime to Adventure Time – was quite delightful to us.
NEWS: Emily Van Camp teases Revenge’s upcoming episodes
RANT: The Affair: This show is so beautiful and so well done but it makes us so uncomfortable. Why on earth would anyone ever cheat on Maura Tierney or Joshua Jackson, especially when Joshua Jackson is a cowboy? Ridiculous.
RAVE: The Affair: We still don’t have all the answers, but we now know that Noah and Alison are being questioned after a local man was run down after a party, and that Alison says she would do anything to bring him back. If somebody killed Joshua Jackson, we’re gonna need a few moments to grieve.
RAVE: The Good Wife: What did we do before Carrie Preston was on The Good Wife? She is magic. During her triumphant return we got to go inside the wonderful mind of Elsbeth Tascioni and what a mind it is. It was fun to see Elsbeth go up against Alicia Florrick for the first time, but did anybody else feel bad for Elsbeth and see Alicia in a different light? Alicia as the villain?! That quickly faded as she prepared to launch her candidacy for State’s Attorney. That screaming match between Peter was excellent TV. And just hold on one minute, Finn referencing Alicia’s drinking…is he going to betray her?!
RANT: The Good Wife: Knowing Archie Panjabi is leaving The Good Wife after this season took away from the Kalinda storyline with the return of Lana. Are we going to go on a farewell tour of all the people Kalinda has slept with and used? And the whole cyber kidnappers plot was a little ludicrous and dealt with way too easily.
RAVE: The Good Wife: Diane Lockhart vs. the cockroach. That is all.
RANT: Homeland: No. Just no.
What did you guys watch tonight? Feel free to rant and rave with us in the comments!
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