Warning: Riverdale spoilers ahead. Riverdale season two ended on a rather bleak note. Archie’s been arrested for murder, a cult leader may be infiltrating the Cooper household, and the town of Riverdale is falling apart at the seams. It was a violent, dark, and, at times, scary season—and things are only going to get more…
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Before Meghan Markle was the duchess of Sussex, she was the queen of Suits, a TV show on USA that apparently all your friends secretly watch. It’s a paint-by-numbers legal drama featuring office romances, snappy dialogue, and pencil skirts. Markle’s character, Rachel Zane, partook in all three of those activities, making her a fan favorite…
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Ahhh, hometowns. It’s one of the most awkward (and amazing) episodes of The Bachelorette every season, and it’s finally here. Unfortunately, your normal, hilarious recapper, Anna Moeslein, is living her best life on vacation right now, so I’m stepping in this week. I’m not sure I’ll be as funny, but I promise to throw plenty…
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“This place is as beautiful as me,” Jordan Kimball says at the top of the Bachelor in Paradise season five trailer, which just dropped today—and that just about sums the entire clip up. Yes, my friends, we’re less than a month away from the start of Bachelor in Paradise, and if this trailer’s any indication,…
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I’ll admit it was a little harder than usual to sit on my couch and snark about things like Blake’s dancing given that tonight’s episode of The Bachelorette was interrupted by President Trump’s Supreme Court nomination. Like, no big, this is a person who will influence our country for generations to come. But I’ll let…
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If The Bachelorette had a drinking game—Watch What Happens Live style—tonight’s word would have been “Richmond” and I would have been too drunk to finish this recap. Seriously, I’ve been watching this show for nearly a decade and can’t remember a city ever getting so much promo. Can you? It starts right at the top,…
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