After a week full of eliminations and not one, not two, but three warnings, tonight’s episode of The Bachelor was a little lower energy. Still, a lot went down so let’s get right into it, shall we? Spoilers ahead. The episode opens with Colton filming a late-night video about his feelings. (So emo.) Long story…
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Be warned: Spoilers for The Bachelor ahead. This week’s Bachelor episode skipped the usual Colton-is-shirtless-omg montage and started in media res with Onyeka and Nicole’s drama. There’s a lot going on. Colton’s pacing the beach; the women are shocked and confused; Onyeka and Nicole are, somehow, still fighting over who’s the bigger bully. What a…
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The Big Bang Theory finally concluded the most random storyline in the show’s 12 years. Spoiler alert: Leonard is not going to donate his sperm to Penny’s ex-boyfriend. Hear that cheering? That’s me, thrilled that this arc has come and gone. But at the beginning of tonight’s episode—”The Donation Oscillation”—things certainly didn’t look good. Marissa…
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Caution: Spoilers for The Bachelor ahead. We’re in Thailand for this week’s episode of The Bachelor, but we don’t get to see any of this beautiful country because the camera will not stop focusing on Colton’s abs. Honestly, the scene of him showering outside went on so long I thought the only drama we’d see…
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Tonight’s episode of The Bachelor was emotional, important, and potentially triggering for anyone who’s experienced sexual assault. Please keep that in mind as you read our recap. If you’d like to speak to someone about sexual assault, don’t hesitate to reach out to RAINN’s hotline at 800-656-HOPE (4673). Hi, everyone! Anna Moeslein, your normal, hilarious…
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We open tonight with Sydney recapping last week’s drama. She hopes that now, in week three, they’re all past that. Excuse me, ma’am. What show do you think you’re on? Also, recapping The Bachelor is my job. So let’s get to it—spoilers ahead, obviously. Chris Harrison shows up with a group date card and this…
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