Tonight’s Riverdale finale was a welcomed respite from last week’s absolutely bonkers episode. Yes, it was still dramatic, but it tied up loose ends instead of creating more chaos, which is good. But it did leave us with some new mysteries. Here’s what happened. (Spoilers ahead, obviously.) Jughead’s alive, which, duh. Like The CW would…
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After 20 episodes of agonizing half-reveals, we finally learned the real identity of the Black Hood on tonight’s Riverdale. The person behind the mask is either surprising or “duh,” depending on who you talk to. (In my mind, it’s a mix of both.) Here’s what happened: The Black Hood’s knee-deep in committing his most heinous…
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All I have to say after tonight’s Riverdale is this: Protect. Cheryl. Blossom. At. All. Costs. But I’m getting ahead of myself—here’s what happened. Everything’s officially about the freaking Black Hood again (ugh). Archie’s convinced he’s out there and is going door to door staring into random men’s eyes to find him. Hiram thinks Archie…
Read moreTwo people were held for ransom during tonight’s Riverdale episode, and that’s not even the craziest thing that happened. We haven’t even gotten to Betty pointing a gun at Chic yet, but we’ll get to that. Read on as I take an Alka Seltzer: OK, so all episodes of Riverdale from here on out need…
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I’d like to report a missing person, and his name is Rajesh Koothrappali. It seems some alien force targeted Pasadena and either replaced him with his evil twin or brainwashed him into thinking he’s an asshole. Because the real Raj was nowhere in sight on tonight’s Big Bang Theory, titled “The Comet Polarization.” Michael Wolowitz’s…
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It’s been a while, Riverdale—three weeks, specifically—but you’ve finally returned with the event fans have been waiting for: the musical episode. And, my God, you didn’t disappoint. There was singing; there was dancing; there was bloodshed. How the hell is this show going to top itself? That’s a question for later, but for now, here’s…
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