Married life is a long, winding, twisty, complicated road. But it’s a road that you go down with someone by your side.
Unless, of course, you drop said someone on their ass and/or head two seconds after your married life officially begins. Then you might be going down that road injured and totally alone.
This groom was trying to make his entrance with his bride one she’d always remember, because it’s always super gallant and not at all awkwardly uncomfortable to be carried into your reception, right? No one at this party will ever forget their first journey as husband and wife, because the groom screws it up in the most ridiculous fashion. Better start drinking.
You know what they say: the worst the wedding, the better the marriage. So that fall got them at least ten years of uninterrupted bliss.
